The next day we went back to school.
I seen sap wap a few times in the halls, giving me a bad look.
I really didn't wanna make him angry, but he was a bitch ass hoe.
after we got out of school dreamy weamy hot and steamy called me.
"h-hey gogy woggy poggy loggy?"
"y-y-yes?"
"i wanna surprise you, come over."
" o-ok"
i ran even faster than the past two times.
i put on this outfit for good measure
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stepping into his room, I cleared my mind.
"h-h-hey gogy woggy poggy loggy follow me"
we got into his car.
it smelled like shit and he was playing friday by rebecca black on the radio.
"perfect", I thought.
i didn't ask him where we were going since it was supposed to be a surprise, though I did look out the window a lot trying to find out where we were.
he took me to the edge of a mountain, looking over the city.
the view was so beautiful I farted.
we sat down after we out down a blanket and some food.
it was dark by this point, so we could see the stars.
"h-h-hey gogy poggy woggy soggy piece of paper?"
"y-y-yes dweamy weamy hot and steamy?"
"u-u-ur beautiful...like the stars."
i was shocked.
"w-w-what???"
"i said you're beautiful..."
at this point we were both sitting up and looking at eachother.
"r-r-really?"
"m-mhm......"
he then proceeded to grab my chin and make me look into his piss yellow eyes."
" w-what are u doing dweamy?"
" what i should've done a while ago"
i was so ready for this...I was farting so much from excitement...
he was about to kiss me when-
" HEY!"
we looked behind us.
it was the cops.
"w-w-what are u doing here???"
"YOU STOLE FROM A STORE!!"
"w-what!!??"
"THATS ILLEGAL! GET EM!!"
they charged at me and I farted before I was knocked out.
i woke up in a jail cell, away from everyone else.
"ANYONE?? HELLO??"
one of the prison guards came next to my cell and asked me what I needed.
"h-how long am I going to be here for?"
"forever. now shut up."
i was there for the rest of my life, never to be with dream uwu.
the end :]
thank y'all for reading omg this is my best writing yet
