kratt brothers x reader

meeting

*you're in a classroom that is super musty.. like it's really fishy and smells really bad.. you turn around to see why is stinks so incredibly bad and see the two brothers at the back of the class with literal flies on them. you start to blush and you look insane but it's ok.*

"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey kratt brothers! uwu owo. you smell so bad ùwú make out with me ^///////^"

*you start to make out with the kratt brothers and see that they pooped their pants and one is grabbing it out their pants ready to launch it at your head like a monkey.*

"omg uwu o////o you're so romantic"

*they proceed to start launching their poopy at you while you blush like an idiot. now u look like you're crazy.*

"hey y/n *smirk* wanna go out with us?" *bites lip seductively*

"OMG yes *cries and turns blue due to the fact they threw their poopoo in your mouth and now you're choking to death*"