Adventure Book

The Time I Found Out How Babies Were Made ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃ or How People Had Children

Ok, so this section of my life, was the time I found out, how babies were made. I found out from my cousin. So, I was about 5 or six when my auntie had, or not gave birth to her baby yet, but the baby was in her stomach. She came over to our house, for a visit. And the moment I saw her stomach, I ran to her and asked her, why her stomach was so big. She said that her baby was inside her stomach, I asked if she ate her baby. Here, let me give u a movie of what happened

Me: Why is your stomach so big auntie?
Auntie: Oh, my baby is in there honey
Me: Did you eat your baby?
Auntie: Haha, no honey I did not eat her
Me: Then how did the baby get in there?
Auntie: um.. (0.0) uh, haha you are too young to know this honey, now go play while I talk to your parents
Me: Ok~
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So, I was playing with some shitty toys when my cousin who was, I don't know, about 10 years old came by.

Cousin: Hey, you wanna know how auntie got that baby in her tummy?
Me:(too dumb to realize what I had to sacrifice by knowing this) Yea! I wanna know!
Cousin: Ok, so auntie got her baby by having s.e.x.
Me: on the outside I was all like, Ohhhh~ ŎUŎ but on the inside I was all like (what da hell is dat)

So, of course I went to my auntie and asked her

Me:Auntie!
Cousin: No no no! Don't go! Don't tell her what I told u!
Me: Why not?
Auntie: Yes honey, do you need something?
Me: Auntie, what is sex?

T.H.E E.N.D
(This is also the episode where my cousin gets that big red spot on her butt)

Hope u enjoyed it heheh (*_*)