Willards get kicked out of Barnes and Noble

Chapter 1

it was a normal day with the willards. well, as normal as it gets with them. jennie was making tea while questioning the meaning of life, eris was screaming into a pillow because she saw a fine woman, and quinn and adelaide were setting things on fire and learning witchcraft in the corner.

jennie set down the gay manga she just finished reading. "guys, i think we need to get more books," she said as though they definitely didn't already have enough books to make a whole library.

eris looked up from her pillow and quinn blew out the fire them and adelaide started. "why do we need more?" eris asked.

"because why not?" jennie grabbed the keys for the car they 100% didn't steal. "let's go!"

adelaide stood up and put the candle she had on the counter. "are we gonna crash the car again?" she asked as she headed to the door. "i can't promise anything,"

and with that they left for the nearest barnes and noble.