THE GREAT PIZZA WAR (true story)

THE GREAT PIZZA WAR (part one)

K so this all happened during attendance, my teacher doesn't call our names and wait for our response. Instead she has us go on this spreadsheet. At the top there is always a question. The question on that particular day was, "Does pineapple belong on pizza?"
Everyone in my class has a section of the spreadsheet for them to put their name and response to the question in. Mostly everyone agreed that pineapple on pizza is wrong. Some even went as far to say things such as, "it's an abomination to God and every time someone eats it, an Italian dies somewhere." -someone in my class
However, some people in my class like pineapple on pizza, 3 I think. My teacher was not aware of the war brewing inside her zoom chat/attendance spreadsheet, as she was teaching people that were back to school in person, and trusted that we would do our work. She didn't find out until more than halfway through class. At that point, she was just disappointed and gave up. (Thinking back on it I feel bad.) So she didn't punish us.
this is the whole zoom chat, and I've edited it to make it all from my perspective. Btw the name of a person speaking is above the actual sentence. Every thing in parentheses my commentary

Someone in my class their name got cut off:
pineapple on pizza is like squeezing toothpaste from the middle of the tube
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:40 AM
thats what i do
From JOSE to Everyone:11:40 AM
I think its good
From Kai to Everyone(referring to the answers in the spreadsheet) :11:41 AM
I have... words for Stephanie and Jose
And Maya
Enrique that better become a no
From JOSE to Everyone:11:41 AM
really what are those words. cause I have a couple of ideas.
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:41 AM
?
yes?
From Kai to Everyone:11:43 AM
I would like to not say the words in front of Mrs. Teacher (name censored)
From JOSE to Everyone:11:43 AM
c'mon kai what do you have to say?
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:43 AM
yea say it
From E (yes we're calling him E) to Everyone:11:43 AM
hey i choose what i choose and i don't know never tried it.
From Kai to Everyone:11:44 AM
I think I would be sent to the pincipal's offic
e
From JOSE to Everyone:11:44 AM
your at home
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:44 AM
lol just say it.. she wouldn't be bothered
From Felix to Everyone:11:45 AM
this is world war 3
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:45 AM
i feel like id be willing to try Mrs. Teacher's favorite pineapple with jalapeno but never just pineapple
From Kai to Everyone:11:46 AM
If anyone says the words "Hawaiin Pizza" and it's not in a sentence making fun of it, or your Hawaiin, then you will be offending the Hawaiins.(lol he spelled Hawaiian wrong)
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:46 AM
Jalapeno on pizza .. now that is disgusting
From Me to Everyone:11:46 AM
no no no
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:47 AM
it really isnt hto
jalapeno on pizza is amazing
From Me to Everyone:11:47 AM
i'm boutta throw hands if you say jalapeno is bad (it's me coming at my class with my short person energy)
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:47 AM
JALAPENO IS BAD!!!
From Me to Everyone:11:47 AM
NO
From JOSE to Everyone:11:47 AM
bell peppers are worse
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:47 AM
dont knock it till you try it
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:47 AM
YES IT IS
From Me to Everyone:11:47 AM
NO IT ISN"T
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:47 AM
I have tried it
From Kai to Everyone:11:47 AM
actually I don't like spice so it is bad :) (the audacity)
From Felix to Everyone:11:47 AM
I think I know how to unify everyone (good going)
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:47 AM
AND ITS DISGUSTING!!
From Me to Everyone:11:48 AM
says the person who likes pineapple on pizza (me again)
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:48 AM
lmao
From Felix to Everyone:11:48 AM
nobody likes anchovies on there pizza (he's right)
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:48 AM
oh no anchovies are a big no no
From MAYA to Everyone:11:48 AM
no
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:48 AM
I love spice but jalapeno on pizza...
From Felix to Everyone:11:48 AM
thank you (why he saying thank you maybe I missed some thing when he unmuted)
From Kai to Everyone:11:48 AM
WW3 be like:
From JOSE to Everyone:11:50 AM
okay maybe lets talk kai what do you hate about pineapple on pizza?
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:50 AM
I just think pineapple is ok with ham
From Jesse to Everyone:11:50 AM
ham is ok
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:50 AM
what about meat lovers pizza
From Jesse to Everyone:11:51 AM
yesssssir
From Me to Everyone:11:51 AM
ham is good pinapple on pizza is a big no no
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:51 AM
yeessssss
From Jesse to Everyone:11:51 AM
PINEAPPLE EWWWWW
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:51 AM
can we agree meat lovers pizza is superior to all pizza
From Felix to Everyone:11:51 AM
I wish we could get breakout rooms for each side
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:51 AM
yesss i agree
From Me to Everyone:11:51 AM
yes it is meat lovers pizza is superior in every way
From JOSE to Everyone:11:51 AM
KAI ANSWER ME YOU COWARD!!
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:51 AM
lmaoooo
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:51 AM
lol
From Jesse to Everyone:11:52 AM
lmao
From JOSE to Everyone:11:52 AM
ANSWER ME BEFORE I PUT FISH ON PIZZA!!!
From Jesse to Everyone:11:53 AM
nooooooooo
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:53 AM
now thats gross
From Jesse to Everyone:11:53 AM
too far (I love how we all agreed that anchovies on pizza is terrible)
From Stephanieto Everyone:11:53 AM
disgusting
From E (rated e for everyone) to Everyone:11:53 AM
who puts fich on pizza
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:53 AM
fich haha
From Me to Everyone:11:53 AM
opinion on mushrooms on pizza?
From Felix to Everyone:11:53 AM
this is horrible, what have we become
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:53 AM
flip mushrooms
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:53 AM
its ok but not amazing
From JOSE to Everyone:11:53 AM
TO WIN A WAR YOU MUST GO GREAT LENGTHS!!!
From E to Everyone:11:53 AM
ok
From Felix to Everyone:11:53 AM
BUT AT WHAT COST
From JOSE  to Everyone:11:54 AM
TO PROVE A POINT!!
From E to Everyone:11:54 AM
why are we talking about pizza while they practice(talking about the in person classmates)
From Jesse to Everyone:11:54 AM
pineapple is just ew
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:54 AM
Flip mushrooms and fish
From Felix to Everyone:11:54 AM
pizza is good (pizza is good)
From Jesse to Everyone:11:54 AM
idk ima get my trombone
From Kai to Everyone:11:54 AM
Guys, can we all agree, that if we say classic cheese, we can move on, we have nothing but cheese, plain pizza, no one can be offended by that right?
From Me to Everyone:11:54 AM
i can. (Haha I'm literally continuing the war)
From E to Everyone:11:54 AM
i can
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:54 AM
idk it feels empty with just chees
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:54 AM
ew plain pizza (she really does not like anything does she? But then again neither do i)
From Felix to Everyone:11:54 AM
plain cheese is good, blank canvas
From E to Everyone:11:54 AM
i dont like plain pizza
From Kai to Everyone:11:54 AM
oh dear god
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:54 AM
it just has no flavor
From JOSE to Everyone:11:54 AM
NO THERE MUST BE FLAVOR!!!
From Kai to Everyone:11:54 AM
alright
From Me to Everyone:11:54 AM
it needs ~flavor~
From Kai to Everyone:11:55 AM
continue with your war
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:55 AM
it needs flavorrrr
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:55 AM
lets settle for meat lovers
From Kai to Everyone:11:55 AM
I'll be Switzerland
From Jesse to Everyone:11:55 AM
its not even a pizza at that point
From JOSE to Everyone:11:55 AM
ITS JUST BREAD TOMATO AND CHEESE
From Me to Everyone:11:55 AM
bread?! thats dough
From Jesse to Everyone:11:56 AM
it needs pepperoni meats and stuff on it
From Hugo to Everyone:11:56 AM
sausage on pepperoni pizza
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:56 AM
yeah
From Jesse  to Everyone:11:56 AM
yesssir
From E to Everyone:11:56 AM
dough is bread\
From Jesse to Everyone:11:56 AM
JUST NO PINEAPPLE
From Felix to Everyone:11:56 AM
yes
From Me to Everyone:11:56 AM
no but its pizza dough
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:57 AM
ham and pineapple together makes the pineapple ok
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:57 AM
NO
From Jesse to Everyone:11:57 AM
pizza dough is made with a lower ratio of water to flour so its different
From Me to Everyone:11:57 AM
you realise we've been at this for more than 15 minutes
From Johnny L to Everyone:11:57 AM
lol
From Stephanie to Everyone:11:57 AM
lmao
From Jesse to Everyone:11:58 AM
yep
we should play our insturments
From Felix to Everyone:11:58 AM
ye
End of part one