Chapter one/prologue
Dedicated to darlingzaraa and siriusly-in-love-
😇Notes before this book starts:
-SEXUAL CONTENT LEAVE IF UR UNCOMFY PLS
-BAD LANGUAGE GRRR 😈😈😈😈
-PISS KINK jkjkjk i won't go that far I swear
-what the actual fuck am I doing with my life please somebody make it stop
POV: I FORGOT LITERALLY I HAVE A C IN ELA LEAVE ME ALONE
LIFE WAS VERY SIMPLE. Most of the time, at least.
Sure, there was the occasional rude costumer at the tiny tea shop you worked at.. Maybe your car would break down or you'd have to go home without an umbrella in the freezing rain.
But was life really life without casualties? There wasn't anything too major to strike any very sad feelings, and you preferred it that way.
Walking home, cars passing by and a light drizzle could be seen. Your outfit wasnt exactly drenched, but it wasnt too comfortable walking around in a damp apron with powdered sugar all over your hands.
All you wanted to do now was go home, chill on your couch, and fall asleep with a bag of microwaved popcorn in your hands and crumbs all over your face.
It was a decent way to express your emotions, it was either that or burn that fucking tea shop to the ground. Fuck you Linda I hope you burn with it.
Finally, you arrived at your townhouse with a frustrated grin on your face and shoes wrapped in wet grass and probably dog shit.
Oh my goodness, it was cold.
Slamming the door shut and kicking off your shoes, you changed into a white tank top with shorts and basically flung yourself at the couch grunting as you tried to reach for the remote.
'At last, I can watch 3 hours of gravity falls. My life is complete.' Finally finding a comfortable position, you sunk into the couch pulling your fluffy blanket over your shivering body.
You hadn't realized how tired you were after dealing with Linda's shit for like, five hours. Fucking incel.
But, despite your desperate attempts to stay awake, your eyes fluttered shut and all light seemed to fade away.
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"UMM HI WHAT THE HEE HAW SHIT I MEAN FUCK."
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I don't have anything to say to you but um.. 😨I'm sorry besties I might get u to simp for Jolly ranchers I'm so sorry
I was just eating a Jolly rancher earlier and it tasted so good and I was like what if a Jolly rancher was a man and his dick tasted like OK I'M GONNA SHUT UP NOW JUST I'M SORRY OKAYWHBSBX
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