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"LET ME GET THIS straight, you guys are fucking Jolly Ranchers" I blinked slowly, trying to process the bullshit that just entered my ear-holes--.
"That is correct."
Don't get me wrong, i loved jolly-ranchers. I always had a small bowl of them in my living room that would magically disappear after i at on the couch. no i did not eat them-- shut the fuck up.
There was no fucking way that JOLLY RANCHERS were in front of me. And there is even less of a fucking way that i was going to fuck them-- i need to stop fucking saying fuck.
There seemed to be all the main jolly ranchers in front of me, and i didn't think there would be any more jolly ranchers in this bullshit dream of mine. So hopefully--these were all the humanoid candies I would have to see today.
Before me stood--obviously--watermelon. I don't understand how I didn't catch on earlier. It was now fairly obvious that the black freckles I had previously saw, looked like little seeds. Had to admit though- he was fucking gorgeous.
I'm assuming cherry was behind watermelon, there was also blue raspberry, grape, and green apple.
I'm assuming the jolly rancher humans were waiting for me to say something, however I am stubborn as hell- I will stand here all day until one of them tells me how to go back home.
'But!' I can already see your sticky fingers typing. 'But Y/n!!! Home sucks!!'
YOU KNOW WHAT ALSO SUCKS? THIS FUCKING BOOK. BUT YOU'RE READING IT, RIGHT? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING NERDS.
Anyways...
"Yeah I say CAP. Anyways can I leave now?" I tried to refrain from doing the chad face but I gave in, and in return i got a horrible silence.
"Why would you want to go back?" I couldn't tell which one of the boys had said that.
"are you on drugs? are you FUCKING ON DRUGS? why do I want to go home?!" I had a momentary flashback to my beloved, who still lingered back where my true home is. My soulmate, the deuteragonist to my protagonist, my one; true...love...my-
my cat, alabama.
i had a bag of jollyranchers today -lee
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JOLLY RANCHERS x READER
Fanfiction➷(Y/N) FALLS ASLEEP, DREAMS, AND SOMEHOW ENDS UP IN A STRANGE PLACE OF HUMANIZED CANDIES. ⚠WARNINGS:⚠ MATURE CONTENT/SMUT INNAPROPRIATE LANGUAGE WEIRD SHIT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 👺 I DON'T OWN JOLLY RANCHERS y'all rlly thought I was joking huh. im d...
