bob the builder was coming back from his daily night shift of doing his construction work
"I can't wait until I see my beloved GRU, he is so good and has a big co- heart"
he sighed in satisfaction to himself as he put all of his tools together and got into his clown car and drove to his house to see his one and only true love.
-30 minutes later-
as bob made it into the driveway, he noticed something different about what is going on. grus demon car is normally in the garage but it's on the driveway.. seems kind of sus...
as bob made it into the house he was walking nervously until he bumped into that pink little brat
"oh! bob! what are you doing here so early?!" she said surprised as if she didn't already know his 1 am -12 am shift
bob sighed and looked around the house and said " I'm just tired, really missing GRU and him holding me. but things have been very weird lately" he held back his tears as his brown ORBS started sparkling and he held his fat and juicy body
"oh no don't cry," she said worryingly, " ill be honest, dad hasn't been himself ever since he met harr-" she covered her mouth with both of her hands as she looked directly at bob who was in complete and utter shock. "HARRY?!" he screamed as the other gorls rushed to meet bob in the hallway. Bob grew furious as he ran to the room that he a gru shared together.
He forcefully opened the door to see Gru and his ex, harry styles in the bed together.
"GRU.. how could you?! and out of all people.. HARRY?!" he screamed as tears ran down his face
"bob it's not what it looks like!" he rushed out of the bed to try to convince bob to believe him but bob slapped his hand away from him before GRU could even touch him.
"you know what, I had a place planned for us to go for our anniversary together.. its called layon.." he covered his face with his hands as he wept in them
"layon..?" GRU said confused and accepting at the same time
"LAYON DEEZ NUTZ" bob screamed as he ran out of the house and drove home to meet his best friend... Kim namjoon.
-at namjoons house-
bob was weeping on namjoons shoulder
"I just don't know what I did wrong, I did everything I could to make him happy and he did this to make, he was in bed with harry styles and he thought I wouldn't know" he looked up at namjoon with his brown cosmic orbs looking directly at namjoon. Namjoon looked directly at bob with his assertive eyes and smiled showing both of his dimple.. "love yourself" president joon said as he laughed his sexy laugh and looked at bob with the adoring eyes.
"if only you were mine..." namjoon said in a sad tone
bob the builder kissed namjoon not caring if its cheating because f it, gru did it first so he might as well just go ahead at it.
-one cursed seggs scene later-
"wow you were so good namjoon"
"and im sexy like a pornstar ;)" he smirked and chuckled at his own inside joke
"that you are namjoon, that you are" he giggled with him.
everything was good until they heard knocking at the window.. could it be.....
ED SHEERAN?!
YOU ARE READING
Gru x Bob the Builder
Random"Gorls!!" gru screams at the girls to stop them from opening the door to see gru getting his bussy pounded by bob the builder "Fixing" his ass "oh my god your ass is glorious". bob the builder says in bliss as his tools look at them in lustful eyes...
