Gru x Bob the Builder

2

As bob and kim namjoon are laying in the bed only having the covers covering them and them holding eachother out of fear, they watch as ed sheeran floats towards them. But wait, its not any ed sheeran.. its vampire ed sheeran, "oh my god ed, why do you look like a vampire" 

ed sheeran looks directly at bob the builder and says, "i fell inlove with a vampire and she bit me, my bad habits got the best of me and i fell in love with someone who knows that we arent a good match but we did it anyways. at the end of the day after she bit me, her dad found out and beat my ass after finding out that i used to be a human before and not a vampire, he forid me not to come to his realm anymore. so i did what any steryotypical bad boy would do and i broke the rules because the rules are boring and im so cool that everyone like me a-" ed sheeran was cut off by kim namjoon 

"shut up malfoy" kim namjoon said in a angry tone, "no one needs to hear your tragic love story and how your side pieces' dad banned you from their realm because he was tired of hearing you bang his daughter" kim namjoon rolled his eyes. "ok fine im sorry but whats wrong bob, you havent been acting yourself and why are you in namjoons bed?! arent you married to gru?! is everything ok at home? where are the girls and what happened to the minions?" he was rambling on and on with all of these question and it brought bob to tears after he started remembering all the good memories he had with gru, the girls, the minions, and that old fuck gru calls his partner. "guys I officially made my decision..." 

the tension in the room was unbearable and no one could wait for bobs reaction, but the reaction that everyone was waiting for. namjoons face light up and he smiled the biggest smile he has ever made 

"I want to divorce gru."

everyone was cheering for bob as bob cried tears of joy, namjoon couldnt contain himself. 

his still named body hugged bob and their lips touched as they held eachother happily

"i guess ill leave so you guys can get out" 

ed sheeran floated out of the room as he made his way to the kitchen as if he already knew where everything was surprisngly...

seems suspicious but who cares because bob and namjoon are forever in love. 

-after getting in the shower and getting dressed for the day-

everyone was so happy they bob finally made his decision and they went out for ice cream later on.

everyone was staring at ed sheeran because he was a fucking vampire and no one has ever seen such a thing in fucking history so its totally natrual to be scared whenever you see someone float across the street to get some damn ice cream but this is a fanfic, anything is possible.

ed sheeran floated across the ice cream shop to the cashier for them to take his order. 

"can i have a vanilla ice cream, he would like a strawberry ice cream and namjoon would love chocolate"

they all got their orders and they ate it happily until they got home

-after all that- 

they sat on the couch to watch tv

no one is worried about the fact that gru is looking for bob and its been a whole day and no one gives a shit.

but thats ok.

but suddenly someone came knocking at the door..

could it be..

"why are you here?!" bob says sternly at gru as he looks deep into his eyes. 

"i came to take you back and say that i am sorry." bob scoffs

"how could i be sorry after i saw you naked in the ed with harry styles... that was the most heartbreaking thing that i have ever seen and i am not going to deal with this pain anymore, im sicka and tired of it all and i honestly wish you the best, have a nice life asshole"

bob slammed the door but grus foot stopped the dooor from closing all the way, i know that hurt,

"look let me make it up to you and let me make you happier than you ever were"

gru said holding back his tears. "no, no one can make me happy anymore unless their name is kim namjoon, and i hope youre ok being a single dad without me taking care of the cirls with you. but if you do decide to make harry styles part of those girls life you better believe that he doesnt walk out on you or even cheats on you with another person. i hope you the best" 

gru was left speechless as bob gently closed and locked the door, he walked back to the couch and began weeping inkim namjoons arms. it was a heartbreaking moment not only foir bob, but for gru and kimnamjoon. kim namjoon loved bob with his whole heart but he doesnt want to be in a relationship with bob considering that hes dealing with a huge hearbreak at the moment, so namjoon is going to be by bobs side until the very end like a good friend should be. ed sheeran began comforting bob as well. "i know its going to be hard getting over gru but i need you to stay strong, and not worry about what hes doing nor about anything else except yourself, you need to work on finding yourself and not thinking of any other person but yourself you got it?

namjoon said in his caring voice, "yes, i understand namjoon." bob said as he wiped is tears from his face. "thank you, you guys. you guys have been a great help trying to overcome the tough time that i am having right now and i appreciate that." bob gave namjoon and ed sheeran one last hug before going to sleep on the couch wanting to believe that everything that happaned was a dream. he really wished gru the best with his new relationship and he really wished that he could visit the girls more often. 

but at the end of the day he needdd to focus on himself and only himself. 

bob smiled a gentle smile before heading into the darkness of slumber.