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Yes, I hear you.
I'm late.
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But, don't be amiss, I am still here to provide you with some silly willy story. (Sarcastic, am I right?)
So.
One day there was an egg. It was a very pretty egg. It had blue speckled spots and a nice yellow patch on the top.
He grew up to be this.
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Confused?
I was.
IT was supposed to be my egg.
It was supposed to be MY egg.
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As you can see, I'm mad about this whole thing.
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Good night.
