The First Time I Fell In Love

My parents are the best

"Woow, my little Anthony is in love! This is so cool bud, so cool! What's her name? What does she look like? Do me and you mom know her?"

"Dad, these are so many questions, I didn't even talked to her, she's new in our school."

"Interesting, the new-come is she hot? Like booby booty, you know-"

"C'mon dad, this is emarassing!"

"Yeah, just kidding buddy, just kidding, don't get mad and blow my mind with some planetary information or somthing like that."

"You're the coolest dad ever, I love you!"

"Love you to, bud!"

"By the way, what's mom doing?"

"We have a big surprise for you!"

-HOME-

"Hey, mom!"

"Hello there planetary sweetie!"

"Mom, don't call me like that, it's cute but I'm a man now- I cannot believe it! Is that what I think it is?"

"Yes, bud your favourite dish and the great surprise, a new-"

"I can't believe it, you bought it for me! The new Megathronum 2K figure! I love you so much!"

"So do we, planetary sweetie! This is our present to you for your extraordinar marks!"

Anthony POV

I wonder what's max doing?

-VIDEOCALL BETWEEN MAX AN ANTHONY-

"How's it going Max-man?"

"Pretty good Antho De Santo!" answered Max.

"Why only pretty good?"

"Well, my brother stole my Tarot cards deck and lit them up!"

"Don't be sad, I'll buy you a new one!"

"Really? Thank you, Antho! Now about that new girl Denise, I have some bad news for you..."

"What is it? Do you like her?"

"No, if it was by me I would even let you fuck her, but Mitch Bilski got his eyes on her! And I don't want to get my ass beat by Mitch again man, it still hurts!"

"Do you think I want? But I relly really like her! I mean she's smart, beautiful-"

"Hot!"

"Shut it, Max! My dad was joking about the same thing..."

"Well, this is what matters to a girl, for me at least."

"You are a legit pervert!"

"Maybe I am, but you're not far from me man!"

"I suppose you're right!"