Mcdonalds

Chapter One: The

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Naib pulled into the same parking spot he's parked in every day. He parks right next to the restaurant's dumpster, so he always remembers where he parks. Naib slammed the car door shut, and stomped into the building.

It was another day at Mcdonalds. He hated all of his co-workers, they were all ugly FREAKS. He did NOT want to be here at 4 AM for the morning shift, but oh well!!!!!!! He kicked the door open, and glared at the other dude behind the cash register.

THAT IS HIS JOB!!! RAGE FILLED HIS BODY AS HE WALKED OVER TO THE CASH REGISTER. "NORTON CAMPBELL GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY CASH REGISTER!!!!!!" HE YELLED with ANGER!!

Norton stared at Naib like 'wtf' and sighed. "You are 2 hours late, I had to work your shift! You were supposed to be here at 2 AM, but your memory is terrible. Like YOU!" Norton groaned with ANNOYANCE. Naib GROWLED.

"MOVE!" He yelled, kicking the bottom of the counter. "FINE, OH MY GOD!" Norton screamed. "I want to quit so bad, yer' ALL INSANE!!!!" He screamed, walking into the back. "THAT'S RIGHT, AND STAY BACK THERE!!!!!!" Naib yelled after him.

Stupid Norton, always stealing HIS spotlight. Nobody was a better cashier than me! I'm the best thing this Mcdonald's has ever seen! We'd be shutting down without me. Campbell DESERVES to work in the back with the drive thru. That is where LOSERS BELONG!

UGH WHATEVER! Naib growled. He hates everyone at this mcdonalds. every single one of them. Joseph makes shitty fries, Martha drops the food out of the drive thru window while handing it over to customers, causing it to fall over the dirty road--, and Norton is just gay.

Naibs' eyes trailed over to a lady walking inside of the Mcdonalds with a small child with her. I bet that little shit is going to order a happy meal. 'Happy' meal, more like SAD MEAL TO ME- The kids never get the toy they want and start SCREAMING. IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!!!!

The woman approached the counter. "Hello, I'd like to order!" she said with a smile. 'Oh God' Naib thought. SHE'S FRENCH. EVEN WORSE!

"Hello ma'am, welcome to Mcdonalds. I hope your morning is going well. What would you like to order." Naib said in a monotone voice. What he really meant was: "can you order and get out of my face'.

"Yes yes, i'd like to order one Happy meal, and an ice cream cone!" She said, looking down at the counter. DARNIT! Naib thought to himself as he silently pushed in her order. Ice cream was such a pain..

You know what..? Nahh, my pretty little butt is NOT making an ice cream cone this early in the morning naib thought to himself. "I'm sorry ma'am, but the ice cream machine is broken at the moment. Is there anything else you'd like?" He asked, watching the hope drain from her face. LOL LOSER

"Oh dear, I'll be right back. My wife wanted that, so I'll ask her what she wants. Robbie, you can go play!" She said, turning away from the counter. Ahahaha ruining one person's day at a time.

Naib looked down at the child as it scurried off to the mcplay place. It looked a little bit like a roach as it ran. It'll probably catch a disease in that playground anyways. Even the McDonald's janitor was too afraid to go in there.

Naib bets that there is a whole new disease brewing up in the mcplay place slide. It hasn't been cleaned in years and it smells like some odd foot fungus that you could only get in a zombie sci fi movie.

Naib waited for the woman in red to come back. "Sorry to keep you waiting!" she said, pushing the doors open. "She wants a large fry." the woman said with a smile. "K." Naib replied.

He turned around to face the back. "JOSEPH GET YOURSELF TO WORK WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!" he yelled to the dude next to the fryer. Naib turned back around to face the woman who looked a bit shocked. "Are you done?" he asked.

"Pardon?" she asked. "Sit down at a table and watch your brat before it gets covid 19,20, and 21." He muttered, throwing a receipt at her. She silently took a seat. "What do you mean?? Is it THAT unsanitary in that jungle gym???" she questioned.

"LOL DO YOU THINK ANYBODY EVEN WANTS TO GO IN THERE??? IT *LOOKS* STICKY." Naib growled, rolling his eyes. Joseph screamed in the back; "SHUT  UP SUBEDAR YOU'RE GOING TO GET US SUED YOU LOUD MOUTH!!"

Norton laughed- "I HOPE HE GETS FIRED!!!!". "SHUT UP NORTON NOBODY ASKED!" Naib yelled back, getting MORE ANGRY! Mary watched this unfold with disgust. Martha tossedC the food over to the counter. "Here freak! CATCH!!"

Naib caught the greasy bag, and set it on the counter. "We ran out of happy meal toys, so I put a lighter in there. Enjoy!!" Martha said, heading back to the window. Mary GASPED. "ROBBIE GET OVER HERE!" She SCREAMED. The kid slid down the slide and exited the nuclear toxic site of a play place.

"WE ARE NEVER GIVING OUR BUSINESS TO YOU AGAIN!!! BONJOUR!! I MEAN AU REVOIR. J'ESPÈRE QUE VOUS MOURREZ TOUS!!!!" she SCREAMED WITH ANGER, stomping out the door. And like that, another hellish day had begun at the old mcdonalds.