Piers Morgan x Ben Shapiro

Vegan sausage roll

Piers I've been feeling super dysphoric lately 🥺. Piers holds Ben and speaks in his husky British voice 'Ben know don't let the sissy libsharts tear you down because you are my tall trans king' The pair look into each other's eyes. Ben grabs piers shirt and begs 'peg me please daddy piers shove that vegan sausage roll right into me'  Piers replies 'please give me second let me pour us a drink first. Piers goes to grabs the bottle of château bélair-monange from the kitchen there's an aroma of berries and Indian spice and notes of ripe velvety tannins coming from the glass. As piers drinks his wine Ben goes into the gorgeous walk in wardrobe. The wardrobe is spacious and the walls are draped in an array of designer suits. Ben walks in further so he disappears from piers line of vision then he comes back out with a Garfield fur suit. 'Piers is it oka-ay if I wear my Garfield suit daddy skinned a tiger alive to get the fur for it' Piers has finished his glass he looks at Ben. 'Of course Ben you can wear the suit why don't you pick some classical music to play? May I suggest Patrick Watson' He hands over the remote. Ben goes onto YouTube and starts playing his favourite classical abby video 'why women should dress modestly' Piers goes to the bedside drawer he pulls out a monster cock length vegan sausage roll strap on and a tub of I can't believe it's butter. 'I tried calling Megan markle to see if she wanted to join us but that stupid whore with her silly little female brain said no' Piers proceeds to butter up Bens cheeks and hole. Butter and Pva glue are Bens favourite forms of lube. Piers thrusts his monster cock into Ben. Ben begs 'H-harder please' Then piers spits into Bens mouth. In shock Piers suddenly stops he realises that his monster strap on is covered in shit. Ben looks up 'Sorry but cleaning my bum hole makes me feel kind of gay and I tried drinking pineapple juice so I would be less stinky but pineapple juice is too spicy for me'. Piers nuzzles Ben to show him that it's okay. Piers keeps tearing apart Bens asshole until the pair climax as they hear Abby Shapiro say women should not work they should just look desirable for their partners and bear them children. After their evening of passionate love making the pair go down into their modern airy and light French kitchen. Outside the kitchen you see the garden where the rosemary bushes are intertwined between the grass and honeysuckle is laced along the garden wall. If you look carefully out the window you can also see Alex jokes frolicking while naked and eating the plants like a cow. Piers makes Bens favourite food a plate of plain chicken coated in full fat mayonnaise. Piers felt exotic so he put on the most liberal and defiant news network he knew. Fox News. He also sprinkled some pepper onto the mayonnaise chicken. He heard the exotic spice was from Uzbekistan. The pair held each other as they watched the sunset and Alex Jones do a naked interpretive dance on the birth of Joe rogan. Ben whispered into the morning sky 'I hope your top surgery goes well tomorrow Piers'