Gatewater Hotel Lobby ....
The group has now arrived at the hotel Lobby.
Twilight: Good, at least the Oldbag isn't-
???: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY WHIPPERSNAPPER?!
Ms. Oldbag appears!
Phoenix: NOT HER!!
Oldbag: AHA! MR. SPIKY HAIR HIMSELF!!
Trucy: Uh ... hello there?
Ran: Pearl, don't look at her.
Pearl: Hey, what's this about?
(Y/N): Look, Ms. Oldbag, we-
Oldbag: I know! Juan is dead! Another Steel Samurai out for blood!!
(Y/N): You know, that's-
Oldbag: I'll have you know that I was a huge fan of Juan's! Why, oh why, do all the stars I'm interested in drop one by one like flies!? It's always been that way! Ever since I was a little girl in elementary school! The class hamster was fine until it was my turn to clean its cage, and then it died! The other kids started calling me the "Queen Reaper". I swear that's what they dubbed me! "Whoever you name in your evil spell dies within three minutes," they would taunt.
Mia: Ms. Oldbag, could you please speak slow-
Oldbag: HEY! DON'T YOU DARE BOSS ME WHIPPERSNAPPER!
She pulls out her ray gun and begins firing.
(Y/N): Sheesh.
Oldbag: Why must every star I admire always kick the bucket?
Trucy: Well for star-
Oldbag: DON'T EVEN SAY A WORD!
Trucy: Well, I haven't said anything.
Oldbag: Well, I won't believe a thing that woman says.
Pearl: Which woman?
Oldbag: That irritating, backwater girl with the afro and the horrible country accent. I mean, what is that manner of speaking supposed to be? And why does she never stop? Honestly, women these days. They don't know the meaning of the word "modesty". When I was a young maiden, I was so beautiful even the flowers of the field blushed. But despite this, I pressed flowers, or read the stars, or wrote beautiful love poems or
(Y/N): You mean Lotta?
Twilight: Oh yeah. Her.
Oldbag: AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HER LITTLE FRIEND!
Mia: Harry, I suppose.
(Y/N): Anyway, what do you know about the murder?
Oldbag: Beats me. I didn't see a thing. I was getting ready for the press conference.
Trucy: Well there goes a lead.
Oldbag: What I did see. It was the most important moment of the night!
Phoenix: What was it?
Oldbag: Uh ..... wow what a gruesome murder!
Four Psyche Locks appear.
(Y/N): FOUR?! What is she hiding?
Gatewater Hotel Hallways .....
As you guys continue through the hallways, you noticed both Larry and Lotta.
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FanfictionYou are (Y/N) (L/N), regularly a high school student, but also with the keen intellect of busting crime. And it seems as if your skills for figuring out murder cases will come in handy, as now you're teaming up with the famous Defense Attorney, Phoe...
