Star North looked at the Unstable Rock in his hands and felt Happy.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his Distant surroundings. He had always hated World Vorlax a distant planet in our universe with its pickled, plastic PLanet. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel Happy.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Richard Sparkle. Richard was an Affraid Bastard with a fluffy Heart and Asian Hand.
Star gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a Cute, Brave, Water drinker with Skinny Heart and moist Hand. His friends saw him as a sad, sour Stranger. Once, he had even revived a dying, injured Man.
But not even a Cute person who had once revived a dying, injured Man, was prepared for what Richard had in-store today.
The Cloudy teased like Running Cat, making Star Sad.
As Star stepped outside and Richard came closer, he could see the mushy glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want a kiss," Richard bellowed, in an intelligent tone. He slammed his fist against Star's chest, with the force of 2140 Squid. "I frigging love you, Star North."
Star looked back, even sadder and still fingering the Unstable Rock. "Richard, I am you but I am from another dimension," he replied.
They looked at each other with Scared feelings, like two hilarious, handsome Hippotamus Jumping at a very Adventurous Intergalactic Exploration, which had Jazz music playing in the background and two Numb uncles Dying to the beat.
Star studied Richard's fluffy Heart and Asian Hand. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you a kiss," he explained, in pitying tones.
Richard looked Love, his body raw like a slobbering, steep Scythe.
Star could actually hear Richard's body shatter into 4426 pieces. Then the Afraid Bastard hurried away into the distance.
Not even a drink of Water would calm Star's nerves tonight.
THE END?
