Bruh hi idk what I was thinking when I wrote this shit but it's so cringe LMFAOO
Hello YWISGSJZ
As you can see I'm not so swag.
And I get very sad about that sometimes😔
BUT
One day a man changed that
Because he had an 11 inch di-
But that didn't make me swag.. no..
I was blonde, white, and had blue eyes, and yet I was not like other girls👹
No..
I was not like other girls cause I had a cool personality yk
Yet I was not swag enough
UNTIL..
Help how do you do an other part😫
Okay so apparently I can't publish yet cause it's too short🤠
As I said, UNTIL..
I woke up one day and decided to be swag so I woke up in my bed with my pyjama and walked to the kitchen with swag. I ate breakfast in swag and then my mum asked me:
"Why do you look like that?"
I was so pissed off by that like excuse me, I always look swag?!?!
So I said:
"What??"
"I'm just saying you're trying too hard to be swag?-"
I couldn't stand her anymore so I barked at her and decided to brush my teeth and left. I went to my not so swag school cause these bitches look all the same.
I arrived. I saw my boyfriend flirting with an other girl but I couldn't give a shit since I'm only with him for his 11 inch dick.
All the girls were staring at me because I had swag and.. well.. they didn't.. they weren't special like me.. *smirk*
So my bestfriend comes up to me and goes:
"I look hideous today😔😔"
"ok, I don't care"
"What"
"bye"
"What"
I bit my lip cause I'm swag and walked away.
I walked in the hallway when I saw hunter tapdancing to Ginny and I cringed so I walked the other hallway. I walked away and saw iron man fighting captain America, I must say, that looked pretty swag. Like me.
Everyone looked at me. Probably cause I was swag.
Or I'm ugly.
Probably the first💅🏻
At the end of the day everyone was still staring at me and I felt confident. Until. I came home and my mum said:
"Why do you have toilet paper on your shoe and ketchup on your shirt?"
"Huh"
So I looked and the Bitch was right. I did. Bruh.
So at the end of the day. I was not swag. I was just dirty😔
LMFAO HELP I TRIED TO SAVE THIS CHAPTER BUT I COULDN'T
