Hey bad bleeps, I have 30 reads now, probably because I'm swag.
anyways thanks for reading this "book" :)
OKAY BUT LIKE- SHOULD I WRITE A REAL BOOK? AND ABOUT WHAT SHOULD I WRITE BESTIES? even though my grammar sucks. (English is not my first language)
Y/N'S POV:
So today I woke up at 7 am and I got in the shower, the water was cold asf.
water= not swag
I packed my things for school and waited on the bus.
It never came.
bus= not swag
So I walked to school but it was fine because I saw a lot of children and I kicked them out of my way and they cried.
As Selena Gomez would say:"Kill em with kindness"
SwAg
I arrived at my school and the mf door didn't open so I kicked it and it flew open but a not so swag alarm went off, so I checked the date and it was saterday, I was pissed.
I could've done so many swag things but instead I went to school for nothing.
So..
I burned my school. cutely
Random person POV:
oh my god, I just saw someone burning off a school!
Who would do that??!!
I was planning on calling the police until I saw who it was!
The swag Y/N.
I died because of her swagness, my body smelled like a rat but I didn't care cause I saw Y/N her swagness.
Y/N'S POV:
Someone died.
ha.
I'm too swag to give a fuck.
anyways I went home after I burned my school and saw someone die.
I saw my little sister/rat <3
"Where were you?" she said
"shut up ugly not swag disgusting toe" I said kindly
"love you too" the rat said
"I also love myself" I said
rat= not swag
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The police showed by my door for some reason. What did I do?
"Y/N Y/L/N, YOU'RE ARRESTED!"
"why?"
"for murdering someone with your swagness" they said
"I am indeed swag."
"that's why you're arrested"
"no"
"understandable, have a nice day"
they all died because of my swagness.
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SO MY MUM SAID DINNER IS READY SO I'LL BE GOING, SORRY FOR THE BAD CHAPTER, I WROTE WHAT I THOUGHT.
Bye bad bleeps!
