Typical Man

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Edd POV

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I was walking around before I go back to doing something because I was busy with something but it's raining outside so I can't go out. I then heard cackling from the living room, then I go ahead and head to the living room.

"Guys if that's one of you, knock it off."

I grunt hoping it's not a burglar.

"Oh dear god! BAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh it's just Tom".

I think In my head. He's probably drunk again.

"Ey Edd! Where are you? You gotta see this!"

"I'm right here idiot"

"Oh fuck! I! I didn't see ya there!".

Then he continues laughing until he stops and smiles and I had to respond fast.

"What's so funny?"

"Look"

Then I watch as he takes an empty smirnoff bottle and puts it in his crotch and keeps it between his legs.

"Come on. It ain't gonna suck itself"

I then start laughing.

"LMAO! That's fucking hilarious!"

"I know! And I got more in stock!"

"Lol ok"

I say as he started to grab two empty bottles and held them both in his crotch.

"One of them needs a blowie and the other needs a handy"

I start cackling.

"SHIT! THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL!"

"Mhm..."

Then he started to grab more and continue making dick jokes.

"Oh god! You're killing me man!"

"Eyyyyy... can i tell ya sumthin'?"

"What?"

I said as I swipe tears of laughter from my eyes.

"Sit down here"

"Okay..?"

I said after he patted the couch.

Then he smiled suspiciously but I didn't notice considering how drunk he is. Then I noticed him smile even bigger and I crossed my arms and waited for his response.

He then tackled me and kissed me.

"Tom, the hell are you doing!"

"You look deliciousssss...."

"Get off me!"

I said as I pushed him and the eyeless pinned me on the floor.

"Tom get your ass off!"

"But I don't wannaaaaa"

Then he started groaning and continued kissing me. I try to move but I'm trapped now. God he's heavy when he's drunk.

"Edd...."

"What?"

"Eddd..."

"What?"

"EDDDDDDDD"

"WHAT!"

"I love you..."

I then sat silent and rolled my eyes, still trying to escape.

"Mmm~"

I heard him mutter under his breath. I felt something against my neck, shoulder and chest. It was just Tom nawing on me.

I thought I was gonna get eaten but if I know him well he's not a cannibal, and fortunately he wasn't.

"Tom, the hell?"

I said as I felt even more uncomfy. He didn't say a word and just found something and bit on it. I felt the spot tingle but I didn't feel nothing bad.

"Mm... Tom...."

Then after that I felt him bit harder and I flinched.

"AH!~ YEAH!~"

I accidentally moan out but I cover my mouth and he removed my hand from my mouth. I blush a little bit when he immediately put his tongue in my mouth. I feel hot even though it's cold in the room but I already let him strip both of us.

We're both completely nude and I look at his underwear then look at his genitals. I blush even more from the genitals than the underwear I hope he doesn't notice.

I feel him put something in me and I notice it's just his fingers. I sit awkwardly in silence with a little pants here and there.

"You're so beautiful..."

He said as he started laying his head near my balls and ass. I sit even more awkwardly as he start licking my hole as I sat up but I ended sitting while he did me.

I bit my lip and held his shoulders. He started putting his tongue inside me and I feel weird in my asshole. I laugh a little bit because I think he's joking still but I don't really know.

I saw him smile slightly and wink at me. I smile and nod. Great now I feel dumb because I think it was the wrong gesture. He seemed to understand what I meant to say and he kissed me as he stuck fingers in my ass.

I sigh contently after noticing that the fact that he was drunk and I was kinda feeling good. Maybe I could pull this off for my own pleasure.

"Mm~More~"

I mutter making sure he heard me in which he did and start giving me more fingers till he start fisting my ass.

I sigh even more and even take a deep breath until he starts giving me another finger from his other hand. The same, slow process of double-fucking my asshole.

I sigh in pleasure, gasp. Maybe giggle a little bit.
I feel a knot in me and I take light breaths while I try to think about something other than pain. He then pulled out all his fingers out of me and then noticed I was trying to hide the pain. I then felt something grind against me and I see he had his cock.

He was rubbing against my dick back and forth.

To be continued...

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