chapter 1

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joseph walked in the fucking room and had segs hot with aesop carlos. Eli walked in after taking a big fat shit. Naib started playing Shape Of You to Norton in the room nexdoor. Hastur was recreating tentacle hentai and took a shit on Eli.

coom.

Aesop moaned violently "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM", he stared at the brown and juicy shit on the floor. He walked up to it and picked it up, then he vored it. Infront of Joseph. Joseph had tears rolling down his eyes and then ate Orpheus.

Netease walks in and gives free echoes. Like they should. And V-bucks and robux.

Naib is still playing Ed Sheeran to Norton. And Norton dances to despacito, "You don't give me enough v-bucks!1!!!1!!11!111!" Norton yells and throws his hat at Naib. "I'm sorry uWu!!!" Naib cries and throws his wig at Norton. "Omg Naib were you hiding this from me?!?1?!1/!?!" Norton gasped. Naib quickly grabbed his wig and put it back on and cried.


Long story short: Joseph has segs with his sword and Eli ate hastur's tentacles in the game.


(this is satire pls don't cancel me)

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