There I was, back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand, machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce, I ran out of ammo. So I yelled across the orphanage: “Jesus I need a melee weapon!” Never in my life have I seen a mexican throw a scandal so fast in my life. But I killed over 6000 prostitutes that day. Yes sir it went down in history as “The Great Coochie War!”
