Aesthetic Drarry oneshots

Ducks are cool and drarry is gay

K so it was a wends day cause those are kinda cool.
And you know what this reminded Harry of?
Lgbtq and the color yellow. And those things reminded him of how he was gay for a ferret.

After he figured out that he was feeling horny and gay he decided to go and get some water to calm down lol but when he went to get the water he met Draco.
Draco was also feleing kinda gay that day and they decided to have sex where harry was a bottom.

After they finished Draco decided to confess his feelings to Harry and proposed even though they're like idk 15. They got married the next day. Somehow Draco got pregnant and moved to Mexico but Harry didn't notice that.

Years later Hatry was thinking about how much he loooved Mexico though he's never been there... so he decided to go to Mexico and guess what!! Draco was a professional football player and a rapper, and his kids were proffesional wattpad fan fic writers.

Harry was so surprised! When he went home he searched up apparently his children's names on wattpad and all the fan fics they wrote were drarry even though they are 2 years old and shouldn't be able to write.

Their kids shipped them?! Wow! 'That means we should get back together I gues.. but what will I tell Nick wilde?!?!' Harry though. And right after that Nick Wilde came in the room looking as beautiful as always.

"Sup shawty wyd" he said

"Just looking at ducks, they're kinda cute" harry replied

"Nah they kinda ugly"

...

That was it

Harry broke up with Nick Wilde and took all the red popsicles with him.

He wa so heartbroken and decided to move to France with his besties where they all started a popsicle buiness.

The business did so well that even a professional football player decided to eat them lol. And who was that? Draco Lucius Malfoy!

Once Draco found out that it was Harry's popsicle buisness he decided to ask him out on a date, even though they were married.

Oh their amazing date they simped for Yuuma and the red horse, dissed Nick Wilde for not liking ducks, and had very kinky sex.

The both of them decided to live to Canada with their kids Bob and Nicolaus , got ducks, and lived a very happy life.

Please tell me what you think ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I spent so much time on this ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Like about 15-20 mins actually❤️❤️❤️
Remember that ducks are amazing
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