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COMING THIS WINTER

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In 1938, In New York City, there was a fine young African American boy, who goes by the name of Smokey, walking down the streets...and not just that...he'll tell you about how he met this unlikely fellow person...so take it away!

-Smokey POV-

It was the fall of 1938, I was doing my job, just like always and as usual, keeping eyes peeled for marks...until I notice a young girl buying herself a beverage, and that's where I come. I soon walked over to her, and as she pulled out her wallet, I quickly snatched it off from her hands and ran as fast as I can, soon owning she wasn't chasing after me at all as I then cut in through the alley way...

Smokey: Well I'll be, what a patsy. That's was easy as pie.

Everything was going great...until...two police men appeared behind me, and yet these weren't ordinary police men, their more like pigs...racist pigs...soon one of them grabbed me by my shoulder...

Racist Pig #1: Hehe! Heya Smokey, finally caught you red handed, you little bastard!

Smokey: AAAAAHHH!!!

Racist Pig #1: Shut it, you piece of shit!

The officer pulled out his black baton, striking me with it towards my head, busting it open a little, soon he pins me towards the wall...

Racist Pig #1: I'm gonna make sure they lock you up for 20 years!

Smokey: T-Take it easy! S-Sir please! I only pinched a wallet!

Racist Pig #1: I hate bottom feeders like you, praying on the public! But see, I'm a nice guy, so I'll do you a solid. Just bring me $20 every week! Also every half you glum!

This is bad! I knew this would happen to me someday...until suddenly....

???: Hello.

I then notice the young girl, the one I snatched her wallet, arriving and talking to the pigs...

Racist Pig #1: Oh hey, is that hag that got her wallet stolen. Listen here, your wallet will be under my hands for evidence, so I'm going to keep it.

???: You don't say? Hmmm. Well now, how should I put this? Here's what actually happen: You see, there was actually no crime since that wallet was a gift, constable.

Racist Pig #1: Hm?!

Racist Pig#2: Eh?!

Smokey: Huh??!

And for some reason, this young girl happens to be 5 foot 8 inches tall and to be British as well...and yet...she was covering for me...

???: So then, sir? Would you please turn in the wallet and boy to me??

Racist Pig#1: Eh?! What you just say, you hag!

???: Hehe. Like I said, it was a gift. He and I are...good friends. Let him go, please?

Racist Pig#1: A good friend Eh?!

He then lets me go as I fell off to the ground as the two pigs started walking towards the young British girl...soon the fat pig places his hands onto her shoulder, as I can see the irritated look on her face...

Racist Pig#1: Well then, why don't you tell me your good friend's name then?? And don't you lie to me, cause you'll spend so time in the pen alongside with him as well.

The fat officer soon picked his nose, taking a booger out and soon placing it towards her face...and laughing at her. how disgusting of them! But then...she didn't seem bothered at all as she wipes it off from her cheeks and replies...

???: Thats curious. Say, help me understand. Why would you do something like that?? It's just an unsavory thing to do.

Racist Pig#1: There ain't no reason! I'll can do whatever I want when I feel like it, you bitch! Cause when someone wipes a booger on your face, it probably means that-UUGH!!!!

Suddenly, the young girl strikes a brutal punch towards the fat officer's nose, causing it to break...

???: You made the wrong move, you fucking pig!!

The fat officer falls on the ground, crying as he was holding onto his bloody broken nose...I consult believe what I've witness to see! Soon the other officer pulled out his gun and pointed at the young girl...

Racist Pig#2: Damn you! You shall resist and under arrest!!!

???: Tch. *pulls out a bottle of coke* Please, try to shoot me, but I'm warning you right now. Before you can pull the trigger on me, I will break your finger, like a rotten matchstick!

Racist Pig#2: Not from over there! I'll blow your damn brains out! Don't care your a woman or not, I'll shoot you!

The other officer was ready to shoot the young girl...until suddenly, what I can see from her was her body, giving off some sort of glow...and it was just incredible...with all that glow on her body, it somehow made the cap from the bottle burst out and going straight as fast as a bullet, straight to the officers finger, snapping it...

Racist Pig#2: AAAAAAAAGH!!!!

And yet, the two officer were badly hurt as the young girl then started chugging the bottle of coke and finishing it....but after that was done...she yet seem to be worried and afraid as she says...

???: O-Oh shit! I gave in my temper again! Damn it, I'm in for it now! Oh man, my grandma is gonna be so furious!

...she beat down two cops...but is scared of her grandma...????? Huh???

???: I-I'll just explain! Yeah, that'll work! My grandma will understand if I explain it to her. Alright then, say Mr.PickPocket, what say we high take it out of here yeah??

Smokey: O-Okay..!

???: Right, let's go!

-MINUTES LATER-

Me and the young girl got out from there, I soon told her about her actions she did against the officer...but once I did, she told me that she had no idea how exactly how she launch the bottle cap with such force, she said she can always do things like that...apparently, her late grandpa could do the same things as well...her grandma as well...but her grandpa died in his young age, and her grandma is still with her...her dad, who died on a war, didn't had any talents like that...her mom was gone too, not dead, just gone, not knowing where could she run off too...

Smokey: Say, I really owe you big time. Everyone here calls me Smokey, and I'm sure I'll like it if you can tell me your name?

Soon, the young girl did some weird pose, facing towards me as she replies...

???: It's Joestar...Josephine Joestar. But...my friends call me Jojo.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Lovely Tendency
(Female Joseph Joestar x Male Reader)

Coming This Winter

(Btw, after I'm done working parts 1 and 2, I'm going to be making some big o changes on the current parts I've worked on to make sense on the story, so stay tune! And stay tune for part 5 to drop!)