The Chicken god flew up next to the cows and said, "I AM MIGHTY CHICKEN AND I COMMAND YOU TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I SAY!!!" The cows immediately followed him and hopped on his back and flew to some random place.There was a triple rainbow and a group of purple people called the fruiticalisticalls.They were having a special ritual and then the chicken god said,"THIS IS THE SACRIFICE OF THE COW AND HERE WE WILL SNIFF OFF-" He was cut off by Bob who said,"MON PIPI!!!"( my weewee). "NO YA DUMB FUGDE POP!"said the Chicken god."ANYWAYS,IMMA CUT CHO TAIL OFF!" The cows screamed and ran away as fast as they could the chicken god was chasing them to death.They passed a cackling witch who was rolling on the floor they thought about asking her for help but I guessed she cackled to hard and threw up.They found an old house with two obese children and a woman inside but then she shoved them in an oven and ate them.They were to busy looking for help so they fell in a huge hole and were stuck.
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The cow that lost its tail
AdventureThis is a story about this cow who's life got twisted it upside down reading this will take a minute so sit right there imma bout to tell ya bout the cow that lost its tail:) ~hannah
