Satan x Reader
You walk up to the gates of Heaven and look around. You see such a beautiful man with the name tag "Jesus Christ".
"You're not supposed to be here." Jesus says. You look at him in shock; surely you were meant to meet this hunk of a man.
"What do you mean? Of course I'm meant to be here!" You say, confused.
Jesus looks down and does the f-boy face, "Sorry mate, this is a you free zone."
You stare at him, dumbfounded, "Where am I meant to be then?" Jesus stares you up and down and looks away in disgust.
"Hell."
You blink once or twice and flip Jesus off, saluting his dickishness. "Whatever, fair enough." You say as you walk off, down the stairs.
Jesus scoffs in defeat. "Poor soul, didn't realize I was joking."
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The heat was slowly increasing as you walk down the stairs of hell. You also notice framed photos of Satan in lingerie sitting on invisible walls (meaning there was floating naked Satan everywhere).
"Hot." You say. A green boy walks up the stairs and pushes you into one of the framed photographs with no remorse.
"Move it!" Dream said. The green man in a turtle onesie smirked as he strutted up to meet Jesus Christ himself.
What an asshole, you think to yourself. You can't help but wonder why Dream, your favorite Minecraft streamer, is meeting Jesus Christ and you aren't. You wonder if Jesus'll do the f-boy face for him too.
YOU ARE READING
this is purely nonfiction, we assure you this did happen and we did see it with our own eyes. She wrote this entire story while I was on vacation 😧
