Diary of a Pickup Artist

January 21, 2012 - The Dare

I was in the mall with my younger sister earlier, we were buying a gift for our day it will be his birthday in a week from now...

I know, I know last minute shopping can be a drag but hey it for our dad and we love him that much! 

While on the department store browsing for some pair of shoes or some nice t's for my dad my sister had the sudden urge to do her own shopping and as the "GOOD GUY" brother that i'am I accompanied my dear little sister to the shoe store

Oh fudge what a drag first a gift for my dad and now i have to be with sister to do her shopping and when she starts by golly she really shops til she drops!. 

While sitting on one of the  "boyfriend sits"  (the one you usually see in shoe stores specially in the department store some kind of weird shit box with glasses in front to check out your new shoes) I glanced to my side and i was pretty much amazed on what i saw...

A HB 8! (Hot Babe Ranking)

I immediately took interest upon seeing her checking out some dresses, was pretty sure she was picking something up for some party or something. You really rarely see girls like that in the department store most of them are usually hanging out in those high class stores which was for me a total waste of time and money hahaha!

So there I was planning to open up a set but then it hit me, I was with my little sister and she actually doesn't know half the shit i've been doing and if she doest get even the slightest idea of what I do i'm pretty sure she'll freak the hell out! ugh what a waste... or is it?!

What I didn't notice was that my sister also took interest in the girl I was checking out (Oh God! I think it runs in the blood but hopefully my sister is that a lesbo)

On that instant my eyes and my sister's met and she uttered the best words I could ever hear on the very day "Bro!, I dare you to talk and get that girls number and if you do i'll let you slide off on dad's gift ill pay it in full". Bells suddenly rang all over my ears not only will i get to work my game on this without my sister thinking im a total creep but I get to save some precious cash! (about time I had no money left hahaha)

As if a thorn was removed from my chest I gladly approached the girl and for some weird reason the very first sentence that came out my mouth was simply one of the funniest I have ever said

"That dress would make you look FATTER, If you ask me I'd go get this black dress it would make you look slimmer in a way." Holding my mouth not trying to burst in laughter from the confused look she gave me. And what's even more funny is that she obliged and choose the dress haha!.

It's such a funny think that instead of complementing a girl and instead giving her a sugar-coated insult can really do set-off a lot of alarms in a matter of seconds. All shields that she might have up for random guys trying to pick her up suddenly shatters in a heartbeat and is left with a poor little girl  with a need for any bullshit compliments.

After that and a couple more bullshit out of my tongue everything is just easy picking. And before I knew it she was already into me eating off the palms of my hand such a great feeling.

Then it hits me, i realized it's already been 15-20 minutes  and i've already forgot that I was still with my little sister. And also by that time I know that this girl was wanting for more but of course I never give it all, never ever will I let that shit happen again. 

So I bid my goodbye and asked for her number of course she gave it up in a matter of seconds. I offered her my cheeks and instantaneously she reached in and gave me a kiss and whispered to my ear "Call me, i've got no date tonight"... Yeah right, i'll call you when all hell freezes over hahaha

Came back to my sister showed her the number and a snapshot picture I took with the girl, collected my bounty or more of reward of not paying anything and saving some much needed cash (I seriously need to get out with my sister more any more of these kinds of dares and i'll be rich!) 

And finally deleted the girls picture and number without hesitation.

I got home, I rested and laughed about how funny this day turned out to be nice.