1
Kyn: I love you guys. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Waffle: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Kyn: Yes
Comet: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
2
Wonder: Real life should have a search bar or something.
Wonder: I need my socks
3
Comet: Is this alcohol or perfume?
Kyn: chugs the whole bottle
Kyn: Its perfume
4
Comet: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolate for their significant other and pos-
Waffle: I wrote you a poem.
Comet, already crying: You did?
5
Kyn: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a lightbulb in their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a lightbulb in my mouth-
6
Comet: Welcome, fellow idiots.
Waffle: Hello Comet.
Comet: No no no. You're not an idiot.
Waffle: You underestimate me.
7
Comet: I'm in love with you.
Waffle: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Comet: I know.
Waffle: Ah, okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcool.
8
Wonder: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Comet: What?
Kay: What?
Waffle: What?
Kyn: pulls up a 500 slide presentation
Kyn: I'm glad you asked.
9
Comet: accidentally hits Waffle in the face
Comet: Trying to decide between saying "I'm fucking sorry" and "Are you okay?"
Comet: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
Waffle: What is wrong with you?
10
Comet: gets down on one knee
Waffle: Oh my god, it's finally happening
Comet: falls over
Waffle: The poison is kicking in
