All quotes have been generated from a website I found
Website: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org
Kind of a content warning? There's some "self insert" type shit bc it gives me serotonin and fuck cringe culture 💖
* = Canon character
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Katt: I impulsively bought a snake, what do we name him
Avis: you did WHAT??
Luke: William Snakespeare...
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Luna: Is this whisky or perfume?
Sin: *chugs entire bottle*
Sin: It's perfume.
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Alastor: *scoffs* You know, not every problem can be solved with a knives.
Vic: that's why I carry two knives.
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Jayden: Dammit, Lucas!
Lucas: What?? It wasn't me
Jayden: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit Avis!
Avis: it wasn't me either??
Jayden: Oh... then who set the forest on fire...?
Aiden: *whistling*
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Jack: *texting the group chat with Ignatius, Alix, and Corbin* Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.
Ignatius: We got spring water.
Jack: NO
Alix: with EXTRA minerals.
Jack: DON'T COME HOME
Corbin: mmm cave water
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*Edmund: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Aaron: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
*Edmund: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
*Kyle: Edible.
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Zlodej: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Arswyd: How tall are you?
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Katt: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me...
Avis: we're the best thing that's happened to you?
Katt: yes??
Luke: I'm starting to feel sorry for you...
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Omega: I wasn't THAT drunk last night...
*Skid: You were flirting with Senpai.
Omega: And? They're my partner.
*Pump: You asked if he was single.
Omega:
*Pump: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
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Rustin: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Russel: I'm as sure as I am innocent~
Rustin: in that case we're definitely lost
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*Cube: I trust Prism!
*Boat: You think he knows what he's doing?
*Cube: I wouldn't go that far...
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I might do more later, depends on if I can get a lot of em lmaoo. I might even draw some, idk.
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OC Oneshot Book
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