Never Have I Ever

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Y/n: Helloo guys! We are now back with Korea's powerful couple Taekook! Pls introduce yourselves!
Taehyung: hi! My name is V and.. I'm a good boy!
Audience: *cheers and laughs*
Jungkook: hey I'm jungkook! Nice to meet you all!
Y/n: we are delighted to have you both on our show!
Jungkook: thank you 😊
Y/n: we don't have much time so lets get to a game! Which will help your fans to get to know you both better!

Tae/kook: okay!
Y/n: so this game is called 'Never Have I Ever' you both have a sign in front of you, it's one side says 'i have' and the other side says 'I have never'
So I'm going ask you a question and you have to answer it with the sign!
Kook: okay! Let's get it!

Y/n: okay so first question! 'Never have I ever injured myself while trying to impress my crush?'
Kook: 'I have never'
Tae: 'I have'
Y/n: taehyung-shi do you wanna tell our audience what happened?

Tae: yes.. so it was actually when I was in last year of college and kookie was in his first year! He was new. So when I saw him for the first time I knew it that he was the one for me! So I tried many ways to impress him..
Jungkook: yea and one of the includes with him wearing a-a teddy bear outfit! you know like the one's we see in some fairs..

Y/n: yeah
Jungkook: so he wore that and came out of my house at late night and started throwing stones inside to call me. And when I asked him why he wore this he told me that he herd me saying that I love teddy bears.. he even gifted me a huge one.
Taehyung: baby! Don't expose me like that *embarrassed*
Y/n: awww that's so sweet! Okay next question! 'Never Have I Ever bungee jump'

Taehyung: 'I have'
Jungkook: 'I have'
Y/n: wow you both seem strong! I could never! *terrified*
Kook: *giggles* you should have seen his face before jumping down! He was so scared!
Taehyung: oh come on! Anyone would be scared!
Kook: yea yea!

Y/n: okay so 'never have I ever gone skinny dipping'
Audience: ouuuuuuuuu
Tae: are-are these all questions here to expose me or what? 'I have'
Kook: 'I have never'
Kook: wait you have!? *surprised* when?
Tae: ahh yea I went once when I went to a beach late at night..
Y/n: with whom?
Tae: what do you mean by with whom? Of course I was alone! Don't look at me like that baby I swear I was alone!
Kook: *nodding still giving the same look*
Y/n: *giggle* I'm sorry I was just joking so next! 'Never have I ever deleted a chat conversation so you significant other wouldn't see it'
Tae/kook: 'I havee never'

Y/n: 'never have I ever freaked out after seeing a spider'
Tae: 'I have never'
Kook: 'I have never'
Tae: come on bun! You can't cheat on tv! Be honest *smriks and changes kook's sign*
Kook: 'I have'
Y/n: jungkook-shi would you like to explain it?
Kook: *embarrassed smile* I'm just scared of it, it's creepy, like look at those 8 legs *horrified*
Audience: *giggles*

Y/n: it's ok jungkook-shi! Even I'm scared of spiders 🕷... ok so last one 'never have I ever canceled a date cause I was lazy to go out'
Tae: 'I have never'
Jungkook: aaaa... 'I have' idk if this one counts cause I canceled the date because i was watching iron man...
Tae: oh so iron man before boyfriend? *raised eyebrow*
Jungkook: yes *deadpanned*
Y/n: *giggles* poor taehyung-shi

Y/n: okay guys so this is it for today's interview, I will see you guys next time with another guests till then..
Y/n/kook/tae: BYE!!

??: and cut!
Y/n: thank you for joining me today *smiles*
Tae: it's ok y/nie we are friends right!
Kook: yeah and now let's go back home rest must be waiting for us!
Y/n: yea let's go! Cant wait to see hobi oppa! *dreamy eyes*
Tae: *rolled eyes* just get together now it's been almost a year.
Y/n: yeah yeah don't lecture me let's go!
Kook: yeah let's go I need to talk to Tae about the skinny dipping

Tae: baby! I swear I was alone! And even you canceled our date cause you wanted watch iron man!Kook: that doesn't count! Tae: yes it does!Kook: no!Tae: yes!Kook: no!Tae: yes!Kook: no!Tae: yes!Y/n: *turafrated* STOP!!Kook/Tae: *nerves smile*Y/n: we...

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Tae: baby! I swear I was alone! And even you canceled our date cause you wanted watch iron man!
Kook: that doesn't count!
Tae: yes it does!
Kook: no!
Tae: yes!
Kook: no!
Tae: yes!
Kook: no!
Tae: yes!
Y/n: *turafrated* STOP!!
Kook/Tae: *nerves smile*
Y/n: we are literally at news station! (A/n: idk wut it's called) don't start here!
Tae: but have you seen your boyfriend simping over another man?!
Jungkook: I also simp on you!
Tae: But I'm second one!
Kook: third.
Tae: I'm your third?! *disbelief*
Kook: uh huh

Y/n: then who is first and second?Kook: first is joonie hyung second is iron man and third is taetae!

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Y/n: then who is first and second?
Kook: first is joonie hyung second is iron man and third is taetae!

Tae: I'm so done *pouty*

Kook: awww taetae is shoo cute!Tae: Aww my baby your cuter!Kook: no way your cuter!Tae: no your cuter!Kook: your cuter!Tae: your cuter!Kook: your cuter!Tae: your cuter!Kook: your cuter!Tae: your cuter!

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Kook: awww taetae is shoo cute!
Tae: Aww my baby your cuter!
Kook: no way your cuter!
Tae: no your cuter!
Kook: your cuter!
Tae: your cuter!
Kook: your cuter!
Tae: your cuter!
Kook: your cuter!
Tae: your cuter!

Meanwhile y/n: i don't even know them. Who are they? Let's go home hobi oppa must be waiting for me!

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