Abbie.......a regular ginger Irish ☘️ girl 👧 from Clonoulty
Niall........a regular blonde 👱 also Irish ☘️ boy with an irregular job from Mullingar
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"Thank god, your awake" the thick and oddly familiar Irish accent rung in...
Instructions: play anaconda and drivers license when you see the star *
I was there for about half an hour and the first act came on the stage. I was low-key disappointed when I saw Nikki Minaj, in ten inch stilettos 👠.
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*I heard the familiar intro of Anaconda begin to play and I instantly regretted my whole existence.
But luckily there was still two more acts to perform even though my expectations had gone from zero to as low as my mocks results.
The next act who appeared on stage was none other than Olivia Rodrigo.
A small spark of hope shinned through my dead soul and I thought to myself "maybe today is the day where I feel true happiness after feeling so numb for so long"
But that spark of hope was quickly quenched when I heart the piano playing the intro of....
Drivers license*
I got my drivers license last week Just like we always talked about Cos you were so excited for me
Well I passed my theory test and I didn't feel the need to write a song about it Olivia.
I really regretted coming here. This was NOT the main character moment that I thought it was going to be!!
I feel like an extra in the background with no real purpose.
Suddenly it was as if I had gotten a kick into the stomach by miss Keatings big bulky doc Martins.
The spark ⚡️ of hope that I had felt was suddenly reignited to a full blown bonfire 🔥 of hope. I felt it in my bones.
Niall James Horan was in this room
I could just feel it deep within my anatomy that Niall was here. It's like a soulmate thing that we have. I've never felt anything like Niall's love.
I hear a familiar voice sing
Straight of the plane ✈️ to a new hotel 🏨 Just touch down you could never 👎 tell
And then I hear👂the magnificent Niall Horan playing his guitar 🎸 and I thought to myself
"this is gonna be a good 👍 night"
But when my vision went hazy 🌫all I could see was black🖤
