𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐈'𝐉𝐚𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐬 19
"i'm homeee" Syx yelled walking in the house
"where the fuck you was" De'maj asked him
"i took a beacation" he said sitting on the couch
"bitchhhh i got the teaaa" De'maj said
"what happened bitch spill the teaa sis" Syx said crossing his legs like this
gay asses
"bitchhh lemme tell you" De'maj said
"so this was happened, Saion had got him a lil girlfriend or whatever and Sayvion had invited her to dinner or whatever- nigga you gotta girlfriend" De'maj said but Syx cut him off
"yeaas he gotta girlfriend but anyways so she came over or whatever and yo weird ass sister and Saige ass wanna started some shit so boom💥, they get to arguing. after everybody ate n shit we was all in the living room chilling then Saige started talking shit again. then Mikey and Saige boyfriend got to arguing then boom 💥 the pulls out a gun. So we got her to put the gun down then she stole off on dude i mean beating his ass when i tell you Mikey was throwing them hoes left and right and right and left. then Saige tried to jump in them Sekiya jumped in and started beating Saige ass" De'maj said
"mmmm i wanna meet miss Mike Tyson. call her" Syx said
i rolled my eyes and pulled out my phone
"hello" Miley's voice came through the phone and Syx snatched the phone out my hand
"heeeeeyyy Miss Mike Tyson" Syx said all in the camera
"what the hell, who is that" Mikey said
"i'm his cousin Syx, you ain't meet me at the dinner because i took one of my hoes to Hawaii but i heard you like beating people ass" Syx said making her laugh
"not to mention she like to kill people" De'maj said under his breath
"can you shut up" i said to him
"i- uhh who is that" some girl came all in this the phone
"girl back yo ass up smelling like a handful of quarters" Mikey said mugging her
"Ozarka get back to your seat and leave that girl alone" her teacher said
(y'all i like having male teachers they more laid back... well the ones i had) - pg
"you in class" i asked her
"yea, he gave us a free day tho" she said propping her phone up
"girl if you don't getcho ass away from me imma knock yo big ass down" Mikey said mugging the girl
"you-AHT i refuse to argue with a bitch that's named after a water bottle kill yourself" Mikey said making everybody die laughing
"anyways whatchu doing" she asked
"talking to these idiots" i said flipping the camera then flipping it back
"fuck y'all i'm going with my wife" De'maj said stomping upstairs
"too damn old to be acting like that" Syx said shaking his head
"GO TO HELL" we heard making us laugh
"Saion can you bring me some food please i'll cash app you" Mikey said
"yea whatchu want" i asked her grabbing my keys
"mcdonald's please" she said
"alright here i come" i said then hung up
"im coming too bitch" Syx said
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"heeyyyy Mike Tyson" Syx said running up to her
"heyyy Seven" she said laughing
"see i push you on the floor but you'll probably knock my ass out like Mike...Tyson" Syx said
"i'm glad you know" she said patting his head
"here" Mikey said handing me $20
"it's good, keep ya money" i said pushing her hand
"if you don't take this damn money" she said handing it back
"Micah if you don't put that damn money back in yo pocket imma break both yo hands" i said
"mmcht you ain't gotta do allat" she mumbled putting back in her pocket
"now i gotta go to practice, i'll call you later" i said pulling her into a hug and kissed her cheek
"byeeeeee Mike Tyson" Syx said
"fuck you Seven"