Artemis: You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs.
Holly: If you made an omelet, I'd expect to find a pile of broken crockery, a cooker in flames, and an unconscious chef.
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Artemis: What do you think Holly would do for a distraction?
Juliet: I dunno, maybe break a window or throw a rock? That's what I would do. [Building blows up and alarm sounds] ...Or she could do that.
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Artemis: What is a hero without a villain? Useless. What is a villain without a hero? Successful.
Holly: So what you're saying here is that we should all be villains.
Artemis: Precisely.
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Butler: Please keep an eye on Artemis today. He's going to say something and get himself punched.
Holly: Sure, I'd love to watch Artemis get punched.
Butler: Try again.
Holly: Er...I'll make sure Artemis doesn't get punched?
Butler: Correct.
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Artemis: You consider me a friend?
Holly: Sure, what else would I consider you?
Artemis: I don't know, an embarrassment? A way to rebel against your superiors? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.
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Holly: Why are you late?
Foaly: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Holly: Overslept?
Foaly: Overslept.
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Artemis: Holly, we tried things your way, and-
Holly: No we didn't!
Artemis: I tried it in my head, and it didn't work.
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Artemis: Nothing in life is free.
Butler: Life is free.
Holly: Adventure is free.
Foaly: Knowledge is free.
Mulch: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Butler: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
Artemis: What about the mission next week?
Butler: Fine, other than the mission. No computer.
Artemis: My computer is broken.
Butler: Then...no lab.
Artemis: I need my lab to work.
Butler: Then...no...uh...*glances around*
Butler: No Holly.
Holly, flustered: What?! No Holly?!
Butler: NO HOLLY!
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Holly: I've got this completely under control!
Root: Is that why everything's on fire?
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Artemis: Hey, what if I-
Butler: Don't.
Holly: Don't.
Root: Don't.
LEP: Don't.
Artemis: Wow, okay jeez, I won't.
Artemis: *does it anyway behind everyone's backs*
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Opal: And mostly I blame you, Artemis...where's Artemis?
Holly: Remember when you said 'nobody leave' and then turned your head briefly? He left an hour before that.
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Holly: Allow me to handle this.
Holly, pointing at Artemis: IT'S FOWL'S FAULT!!!
Artemis: Precisely my thou- What?!
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Holly: Hey, in my defense, you left me unsupervised.
Root: We left Major Kelp in charge of you!
Holly: Like I said, unsupervised.
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Holly, driving like mad: How do you ACCIDENTALLY ROB A BANK?!?!?!?!
Mulch: I don't know! It all happened so fast!
A/N: Hope you enjoyed! I'll try to get a new chapter out every day, but sooner or later I'm going to run out of memes and will have to make up my own...leave a message on my profile if you have meme ideas!
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Artemis Fowl Randomness
FanfictionRandom memes, most from Tumblr, about the Artemis Fowl book series, which I am currently in love with. Credit goes to various accounts on Tumblr, most are not mine.
