Chapter 1 ~ KatyCat

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Katy slays in this photo #queen

i post a photo of katy perry at the grammy's on instagram. i'm so obsessed with her.

then I go stalk her Twitter, bc why not? she hasn't tweeted anything for 2 days. sometimes she worries me.

i get up off my bed and go look at my katy calendar. Well, only 2 more weeks till the pwt!! i actually have rly good seats so i'm so excited.

then i put some katy music on. "this is how we do" comes on.

"yasssss this is my jam!"

i go back on Instagram and post another photo of Katy performing in Poland during the pwt.

ily katy you slay im #katyperryaf and only 2 weeks till my pwt so yass

katy is legit my life though. i've been a KatyCat ever since i kissed a girl came out. since then, she's rly helped me with my problems and stuff.

i go on wattpad and read some jaty fanfics, bc those are legit my fav.

then i text my Instagram bestie on Kik bc she's also my fav and she slays bc she's katycat too.

yeah ik what you're probably thinking: wow this girl just sits on her phone all day doing basically nothing

well yeah that's pretty much is true and if you don't find this interesting well you can leave idc.

then katy tweets about butters and i die fangirling bc i love butters so much.

i tweet katy a few times then go back on Instagram. my life goal is for her to notice me, but that's never gonna happen bc im such a loser.

today is sunday, so tomorrow is school. ew. i post some more on Instagram then decide to ask my mom for pizza, bc its my fav.

"mom!" i yell. "can you order some pizza?"

"sure! can you come down here?" she shouts back.

ugh. i much rather sit in my room all day fangirling than actually talking to people tbh.

i walk downstairs. "hey, there you are!" my mom says.

"yeah. i was just fangirling about katy. 2 weeks till the pwt you know."

"really?! wow!"

the pizza comes and i take the box into my room. pizza is life bruh.

i log onto my personal account to see a bunch of people from my school posting selfies at this huge party. ha i'm such a loser omg. *laughing emoji*.

i go on Twitter and tweet:

katy you & pizza are legit life. see?

i then take a photo of the pizza box and my wall of katy photos. slay.

hopefully she'll see it.

|||hey ily all so much thx for reading ik this is really boring but i promise it'll get really good okay bye|||

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