IM MY OWN VILLAN

Waiting for my Birthday

This whole story is in Peepers's POV (and some parts are him writing in his diary)...so everything I write will be in Peepers's mind or diary. And when the letters look like this (with out having a special font) that means that's what is in his diary...when ever they look like this (when the letters are italicized) that means it's his inner thoughts...when the letters look like this (when the letters are underlined)that means what he is doing...and whenever they are bold that means it's important. ENJOY

-writing in diary-

It was a, day...I wouldn't say it was great...and no I won't say it was bad...today was about the same like any other. I waste 5-6 hours of my life on a plan to invade the galaxy and Hater gets caught up in Wander's stupid "tricks" I get to see Sylvia...me and her talk for a while while watching our idiots mess around betting on which idiot can do this or that. And then we have to leave.

I'm so tired because while Andy was doing his stupid but surprisingly good show about the watchdogs, and he interviewed me while I was getting coffee and I realized what he was doing and I ran towards him and threw my coffee cup at him so he started running like a crazy person screaming "IT GOT IN MY EYE IT GOT IN MY EYE!" And his camera man put the camera down and tried to help him...but I grabbed the camera and attempted to turn it off but the camera man yelled "NO DON'T DO IT SIR!!! BECAUSE IF YOU TURN IT OFF THEY MIGHT RIOT AGAIN!!!" So I guess I listened to them and stomped off but Andy ran into the counter breaking the coffee machine. So now I'm so flarpin tired! And Andy was told not to interview me AGAIN! And I am SO glad to hear that...but I know Andy, he's not gonna listen.

But I just got this weird thought in my head that I'm just wasting my existence and time in this lousy ship...all day I have to slave away to the "greatest in the galaxy," and not even doing commander stuff! I steer the ship LIKE A PILOT I feed Captain Tim LIKE A PET OWNER I clean the WHOLE ship LIKE A JANITOR I make the plans LIKE THE PLANNER (we have a planner but he NEVER HAD IDEAS!) I do all these things...AND NO ONE RESPECTS FOR IT! All I hear constantly is "PEEPERS" "PEEPERS COME HERE" "PEEEEEEEEPERS" from Lord Hater and not one thank you has came from his mouth. Every day before my Birthday he says "Peepers are you exited for tomorrow! Cuz tomorrow is...YOUR, TURN TO BLAST A MOON!" Or something stupid like that, and the one day he DID celebrate my Birthday was the first birthday he knew me...and he got me nothing but an IOU! (I owe you) And every singe one of his birthdays I give him a party, a cake, 100 presents, AND EVEN A SPECIAL GUEST LIKE A SINGER OR SOMETHING!

And next Tuesday is my birthday and I don't wanna stick around to celebrate another birthday in my room alone with a cake I bought myself and only two or three other watchdogs celebrating with me. You know what...if Hater barks ONE more order at me with no respect...and or forgets my birthday again...that's it I'm done BYE BYE PEEPERS!

-the next day just waking up-

"Peepers! I NEED YOU!!"

"COMING SIR" oh great what does he want now? What could he want now? Something stupid...good news...bad news? I don't care what's happening...as long as I get out of here soon! "Yes sir? What do you want now?" "Feed Captain Tim...I have more important things to do...thanks buddy!" THANKS BUDDY! NO WAY HE SAID THAT WITH OUT SAYING-"HAHA just kidding we're not buddies haha!" I knew it...the disrespected he gives me is unbelievable! I can't wait for my birthday...because that's the day I can quit...I wanna wait until that day so I could make him feel WAY more guilty.

-feeding Captain Tim-

"Calm down Captain Tim CALM DOWN! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!" THIS HURTS SO BAD! CAPTAIN TIM IS SO MEAN! HE IS BITING ME SO HARD! "SIR HELP ME!" "Eh...figure it out yourself!" Yeah your so helpful Hater! GET OFF YOUR VIDEO GAME AND HELP ME!

-hours later-

Finally some peace and quiet in my room! -jumps on bed back first giving off a sigh of relief and relaxation- Well my birthday is only until 3 more days...I could handle that! I mean 3 more days into 15 years of working here is nothing! Maybe I should write in my diary?

-grabs diary and starts writing-

I'm waiting for my birthday...which is in only 3 days, but this ship is driving me CRAZY! The watchdogs are scared of me so they are all just a bunch of push overs and suck ups, and Hater is on an endless obsession with Wander AND ITS DRIVING ME COMPLETELY BONKERS!!! But I need to calm down...because once it's my birthday...I will quit! And nothing and I really mean nothing is gonna get in my way the day I turn 26!