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WHY IS HE SUCH BABY WHY CANT HE ACCEPT THAT IM LEAVING! I'm gonna leave in 1 hour...he better get his stuff together

-Hater crying giving a speech in the main conference room-

"Today is not only the Skull Ships birthday but I'm pretty sure it's also commander peepers's birthday, but your unfaithful commander has to say something," UNFAITHFUL! IVE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR 15 YEARS AND HE HAS NEVER CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY IN 14 YEARS...but he did get
distracted by work so it makes sense why he forgot. He is great after all.

"I uhmm...I just wanted to say...happy birthday to the Skull Ship" why didn't I say it...but I can't leave Hater here alone... "I also wanted to say...I'm quitting." why is everyone gasping somone fainted?!?!and somone started crying... Should i leave? YES I SHOULD... But hater wouldnt know how to do anything... But..." WHY!!! YEAH WHO WOULD BE OUR COMMANDER!!! " why woul somone worry about that... Dont look at hater -turns over to see hater- goshvdarnit hes crying...

What a baby "your new commander will be voted for... Of course I wouldn't be able to see who it is... But i have faith eho ever it is... You eill be as great as me... Or better. Thank you for your time." WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE CRYING!!!????

Ough hater is just cryin so hard i think the whole galaxy han hear.

-three hours later-

Done finally finished packing... Oh great hator is blocking the exits... Wait why are there a bunch of  watchdogs infront of the exit too???

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