Coming Out: A Mabifica Story

Chapter 6: The secret of the Pines and Northwest family

At the pizzeria, the six friends all enjoyed themselves. Wendy and Sasha gorged on Pineapple Pizza, which everyone else but Macy and Mabel were grossed over. Tiffany looks at Macy and asks; "Sweetheart, why weren't you grossed out over them eating Pineapple Pizza?" Macy looked at Mabel, who looked at Pacifica and then back at Macy. "Should I tell them or do you want to tell them Macy?!"

Macy finally began telling her friends about a Food eating contest in their hometown in California, and how one of the foods that everyone participating had to eat was none other than a Pineapple pizza. The rules were that you could choose one person from the audience to help you eat each of the different foods and that in order to win, both people on the team couldn't throw up or vomit and had to continue eating as much as they possibly could without tossing their cookies.

Pacifica gags, "Ugh! I can see where this is going. I think I'm gonna be sick!" Pacifica stands up and walks off, before Macy continues the story. "Anyway the first thing we did was eat the Pizza, it wasn't that bad actually; in fact it was delicious. Nothing like either a Banana or Broccoli pizza. So, anyway Mabel and I both started eating the pizza, one guy chickened out of the contest by bowing out after eating half of a slice, Mabel and I had finished our entire pizza before Mabel ate the rest of the slice that the guy ate, and I ate the remainder of his pizza, the woman beside the guy's spot looked at me and Mabel and she nearly threw up, Mabel and I then proceeded to eat her pizza, by the end of the contest; there was Mabel, myself and two others; Alex and Allie, who like us were identical twins, and yet they were a boy and a girl. They ate everything put before them aside from the Pineapple pizza, which Mabel ate. The judges called time on the contest and everyone including the judges asked Mabel and myself what the heck was wrong with us, and I of course said; We spend every summer at our Great-uncles Stan and Ford's place in Gravity Falls, Oregon, and that while we were there during our second summer; the mayor declared a Pizza Day and anyone who wanted to participate could customize their own pizza or pizzas, and so, Mabel and I decided to create the weirdest tasting pizza known to man, we could only think of one thing; today we would make all Gravity Falls hear us and obey.

"Everyone listen up, my sister; Macy and I are going to make our own pizza and we are going to make each and every one of you eat a piece of it, when it's finished." Mabel said to the people present that day. It wasn't until a little while later that we discovered something about both the Pines and Northwest family. And that's why we like eating Pineapple pizza!"

Pacifica looked at me then at Mabel before she asked; "What did you both discover about both of our families that made you like eating Pineapple pizza!?" Mabel looked at me and then back at Pacifica and answered; "Alice Pines was the last living member of the Pines family name, and she was hanged before she could have any descendants, so when she was hanged the Pines family name ended. Until the day when Nathalie Northwest went to the local morgue and collected reproductive DNA from the last known male of the Pines bloodline; Rudolf Pines, the half-brother of Nathalie Northwest. Who shared the same mother (Anita Pines) as Nathalie but was believed to have had a different father. Nathalie Northwest was fathered by her own uncle; Presley Northwest, and her mother Anita. Anita married Presley, but Presley ended up cheating on his sister/wife with Diana Northwest (Nathalie's mother), Diana became with child and she being a Northwest couldn't keep the child, so upon his birth; baby Rudolf was taken in by his father and raised with the Pines name. Presley impregnated his sister again and she gave birth to a girl; Nathalie, who was born a Northwest by right as it was the father's last name. Presley Northwest impregnated Diana Northwest (who was his first cousin by blood relation) and to hide the truth of their incestuously bred child; they told everyone that Diana had been sexually assaulted by a group of men wearing bandannas, and that one of them was the child's father. The people living on the Northwest Pineapple orchard and the Pines family Dairy and vegetable farm decided to trade the Pineapples to the Pines family and the people living on the Pines Dairy and vegetable farm decided to trade Dairy products and milk to the Northwest family.

One day; Presley Northwest gathered the entire Northwest family together to have lunch with their trade partners; the Pines family. During the lunch with the Pines family, Presley confessed to being the father of Nathalie Northwest, Rudolf Pines and Alice Pines. Both the Northwest family and the Pines family asked him why and who their mothers were, he told everyone present that Anita Pines and him were the birth parents of Rudolf, Diana and I are Nathalie's parents, and I fathered another child with my sister; Anita Pines but we told everyone who asked that she was sexually assaulted by a group of men wearing bandannas and that the baby was going to be a Bastard which by the right of the Northwest family would make the child a Pines." The two families didn't seem very much shocked, but that was until Presley and Anita's mother revealed that Diana wasn't Presley's first cousin by blood relation, but actually his and Anita's twin sister. Presley'a mother also revealed that she and his father were also siblings, and that the Northwest family and the Pines family are all descendants from the Northwest and Pines Matriarch and Patriarch; Adam and Shirley Pines (who were both brother and sister as well as first cousins by blood relation, both the paternal and maternal grandparents of Alice, Rudolf and Nathalie) and that one of them upon reaching the age of 16 decided to change his last name to Northwest and on Shirley Pines' 16th birthday; Adam impregnated his own biological sister; Shirley and Adam fathered Presley, Anita and Diana with his sister; Shirley, the two immediately married and Adam declared that from that day forth, the Pines family and Northwest family were not two different families but rather one big family born of Incest! And that all Northwest and Pines descendants will be born from the line of the daughter. Presley Northwest, Anita Pines and Diana Northwest found out that they were all biological siblings and their own children were inbred, and on the day that Alice and her siblings turned 17; their parents hung themselves out of guilt for knowing their own children were inbred and born of incestuous breeding. By the time that Alice revealed that she liked other girls and was hanged because of it, there were no other Pines left alive.

Nathalie went to find Rudolf Pines in the morgue, where she stole his reproductive DNA, found a syringe that was sterile, and she put Rudolf's DNA into the needle and injected it into her her body right around her uterus and nine months later; Michael and Mikayla Pines were both born. At the age of 16; Michael impregnated his twin sister; Mikayla and she became pregnant with twins, Michael then married his twin sister, and a few months after that; Mabel and myself were born.

The Pineapple pizza thing was something that the Pines and Northwest did to celebrate a birth over the years. So, whenever a Pines or Northwest is born; the family celebrates with a Pineapple pizza. And guess what; We're all girls here and that means when our parents die we'll be the last of our family name, Pacifica you'll be the last Northwest when your parents die, and Macy and myself will be the last Pines when our parents die. However; since we're all 100% girls here, none of us can pass on the Pines and Northwest family name. So, when our parents die and if we died shortly after them, the Pines and Northwest family will die off and the truth of what I told you about our family, will be lost to history."

Tiffany and Sasha, as well as Wendy all looked a little bit grossed out by Macy's story. They looked at each other and said; "If any of the three of us marry into their family, we're in trouble!" And a few moments later; Pacifica ordered a personal Pineapple pizza, and began eating it alongside her cousins; Macy and Mabel. And as Macy said; being all girls, Macy, Mabel and Pacifica couldn't have any descendants to carry on the Pines and Northwest names in the Pines and Northwest family.