its monday and u just got done beating childe up and ur going to fight razors dad blah blah blah
"ready to test ur skills, traveler? ig. btw goku solos ur fave [laughing cat emoji] anyways kitten do u wanna hear about my top 10 anime and stupid hot takes nobody cares about?"
u have been dealing with this for months. im not even sure if this an andrius x reader anymore this is just an andrius annoying reader at this point.
"die" u tell him.
"wait i havent gotten to suck ur toes yet!" he whined.
MY WHAT?!? u quickly grabbed ur diluc-shaped sword u borrowed from kaeya and flung it at the wolf. dashing over to catch it just as its about to hit the ground u then proceed to chop the wolfs kneecaps off (wait do wolves even have kneecaps?). u collected the rewards and got 2 def stat artifacts with hp substats. oh my god.
YOU ARE READING
andrius (wolf of the north) x reader
Humorwhat am i even doing at this point also this is SATIRE!!! the most satire satire can even be!
