Hey my name's Jenna and my mom and sister have a habbit of misinterpreting things I say. They have done it soooooo many times so my mom said that they should write a book and I am now writing a book, so that people can enjoy what my mom and sister think is soooo hilarious. Also what people misinterpret is first and what it really is supposed to be is second. :) So enjoy :)
What about church? = I wish the light would change.
Eggrolls = My eyeballs
Wippin' the windmill = Equipment malfunction
Happy Pillow = Active the hell hounds
Hippo = Purple
Constapated = Concentrating
Sprum, Sprum, Sprum = Burn, Burn, Burn
Your wearing my socks. = I need some socks
With a shotgun = with her in it
I had to sneeqe really bad = I sneezed and peed a little
Hippos = My eyeballs
He slipped on his butt = you stepped on his butt
I can't get my hips up = I can't get my hopes up
* Srry that its a little short ive been really busy and havent had a chance to write some of them down but if u have any plz comment and tell me then i will add them to my book. :D thnkx :) *
During lunch = Dirty Lunch
* Srry i haven't updated i have been really busy (whole lot of drama :p) well i only have a few but im begging u to put some in my inbox so i can put them into my book. :) Im also starting a new book were u can vent to me and if u need advice i can help with that :) )
Can't get your hips up = Can't get my hopes up
Freckle Baby = Record Baby
Going On a Date = I have a headache
A little butt chiny = A little Much Katy
Deadly Muffin = Deadly Weapon
I have bigger boobs = I have bigger boots
Canadian = Canarie
Puppy pup = Puppy Paws
Orange peels = tortilla shells
*I need ideas for a new book comment on your ideas! :)*
Fat and Obvious = Captain Obvious
Nipple = A Nickle
Grandpa's Happy = Happy Slappy
