I walked outside as Max was finishing his speech to mom and Fernando.
[Max] So, in closing, 88% of corn was genetically modified in 2011. That's five times as much as 20 years ago. Thank you. The end.
Me, Mom, and Fernando all clap once Max is done.
[Fernando] Max, this is so exciting! Your whole class is coming here to see your sustainable farm project.
[Mom] Oh, but the last time they came, the boys left the bathroom a mess. They're not great aimers.
[Fernando] Sometimes we're not aiming. We're having fun peeing our name.Me, Mom, and Max look at Fernando weirdly.
[Max] Well, just so you know, my project's going to win the green ribbon. Oh, yes, that green ribbon will be mine.
Max then tries laughing evil like.
[Mom] Max, it's not about winning. It's about doing your best. And never laugh like that again.
[Max] Well, word on the jungle gym is Taylor's the one to beat.Taylor and his dad then come walking up.
[Taylor] I believe they're talking about it on the swing set too.
[Mom] Taylor. What a pleasant surprise.
[Taylor] Hello, Doctor Fuller. Is that a new perfume? Enchanting.
[Mom] Yeah, I just picked it up at Nordstrom Rack and I... Why am I telling you this?
[Taylor's dad] Hello, I'm Taylor's dad. And may I just add, that is a beautiful blouse.
[Fernando] You think so? I find it a little busy. Sorry.
[Mom] Can I help you with something Taylor's dad?
[Taylor's dad] We're just here to scout the venue. We need lots of space to unveil Taylor's solar-powered all-terrain vehicle.
[Taylor] Which I built all by myself. Right, dad?
[Taylor's dad] Right, son. Anyway, we're gonna need more room. Can we get rid of these boxes full of weeds?
[Max] Weeds? This is my sustainable farm, man.Taylor and his dad laugh. And both say 'adorable.'
[Mom] It so happens that my son worked very hard on this. Perhaps your unaware that he was the valedictorian of second grade.
[Taylor's dad] Only because Taylor was studying abroad at the foreign exchange program for the academically gifted.
[Mom] Max plays chess.
[Taylor's dad] Taylor teaches chess. Can I speak to you privately for a moment? You should really prepare your son for his inevitable defeat.
[Mom] It doesn't matter what the outcome is, as long as he tries hard and has fun.
[Taylor's dad] See, that is so comforting. That is exactly what you should say to him when he loses.
[Dylan] You should also prepare your son to start getting bullied and constantly be given swirlies.
[Taylor's dad] I don't like your attitude.
[Dylan] Oh well, anyways mom I'm gonna head down to the skate park soon.Mom nods her head ok.
[Taylor's dad] Taylor, let's go. Let's go get a pre-victory snack. Who wants a McRib.
[Taylor] Winners do!Taylor and his dad then leave.
[Dylan] Ok, I'm heading off now. Hey Max your plants are great. Taylor's dad probably helped him.
I the leave heading for the skate park. I skate around for a bit until the sun starts to set so I head home. When I get home Aunt Steph is setting up her music equipment in the living and calls everyone to the living room.
[Aunt Steph] All right. Thanks so much, you guys. Also thank you Dylan, also I am never going back to that hang out that place is weird and sketchy.
[Dylan] You're welcome.
[Aunt Steph] This is my new song with my new band. And I wrote this song for my dreamy boyfriend, Jimmy. It's called "The Boy Next Door." Because Jimmy grew up next door, and he's a boy.
[Jimmy] Oh, that works on so many levels.
[Aunt Steph] Two, Three, Four...Aunt Steph then sings her song.
[Aunt Steph] Thank you, family who would cheer for even if I stunk.
[Jimmy] Oh, no you slayed it. I'm sorry, guys. Once I start crying, there goes the whole day.
[Fernando] I too was deeply moved. The last time I cried this much was for Argentina.
[Max] People pull it together. It's a song, not Toy Story 3.[Aunt Steph] All right, you guys, why don't you take five?
[Mom] Steph, I'm so proud of you.
[Aunt Steph] Thank you.723 words
Authors Note
I'm ending it here because I don't know what else to write. I'll probably come back and edit it at some point.
Published: 6/6/2021
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TOF (season 2)
HumorThe second book to my The Other Fuller series. If I have the school year mixed up or any of the other three boys ages or grade messed up please let me know Based off the Netflix original series Fuller House. All OC belong to me. 2016-2017 school yea...