(congrats your gonna read a crappy isekai.)
Some random street in Tokyo.
Y/N: Haha I am a dumb person by not looking left or right!
*gets run over by truck-kun lol*
*wakes up in black room*
Y/N: Oh no! Where am I?
Some random "hot" goddess: Haha yes your dead loooool
Y/N: :(((((((((
Some random "hot" goddess: Yeah I'm gonna send you to another world without your consent so you can defeat the demon king! >:)
Y/N: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*gets yeeted into a portal*
Some random "hot" goddess: Haha idiot nooooob!!!!1111
*wakes up in forest or something*
Y/N: Kkk guesses in isekaid. Time to find a hot girl or something. Oh, look a town!
*walks to town*
Y/N: I gotta find the guild- oh there it is!
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*walks to the guild*
some guy: Hi welcomes to the town of Keith.
Y/N: Where can I apply as a cool adventurer?
some guy: There.
Y/N: Thank uuuuuuu!
*walks to counter*
Y/N: Can I apply as an adventurer?
girl at the counter: Yes.
*le stab with some sort of long stick*
Y/N: Ow! Dude uncool!
*girl epikly flips stick and puts it in the box*
girl at the counter: Ok, so you have high smarts, and the ability to learn anything when touched. Everything else is average.
Y/N: What class can I be in?
girl at the counter: Wizard I guess.
Y/N: I will be that. I also want a party full of hot- I mean people.
girl at the counter: Post it on that board and wait. Oh and here's a staff and a spellbook.
Legit hours later lol
*some guy in a suit of armor and a Stalin mustache walks over to Y/N*
some guy in a suit of armor and a mustache: Hello comrade, do you want to instill a communist gov- I mean comrade, I want to join a party!
Y/N: Uh, sure. and your name?
some guy in a suit of armor and a Stalin mustache: Stali- Jack.
Y/N: Y/N.
*some random girl walks to their table*
Y/N: Oh hi. Uh, wanna join us?
some random girl: Yeah, and it's Mangy.
Y/N: Nice to meet you. I'm Y/N and your age?
Mangy: I can see it in your eyes that you want to date me.
Y/N: I definitely don't want to!
Mangy: Whatever I'm out of here.
Y/N: Come back!!! :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Jack: It's okay comrade, you have no chance with women anyways.
Y/N: Dude! Severely uncool!
*2 different girls walks in*
girl 1: Can we join your party?
Y/N: Yeah, sure I'm Y/N, and you?
girl: Cathhy. And this is my partner Judith.
Judith: Hi.
Y/N's Mind: Hehe, I'm gonna snatch 2 girls at on-
Cathhy: Oh by the way we're gay. I don't know why did I say that.
Y/N's Mind: HECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!
Y/N: Well, wanna go on an adventure?
Y/N's party: Yeah sure.
Y/N: K, I have already set us up, here. Let's kill some animal village.
(this was trash and it was meant to be trash!)
