House Cat

"I DIDNT CHOOSE THIS PROFESSION, THIS PROFESSION CHOSE ME!" Screamed Rich, as he threw his hands up and spun around in excitement. 
 
"Dude you are 25 and work at a crappy convenient store... I wouldn't consider this a profession..."  Steeve says as he finishes ringing out a customer. 
"Have a good day." Steeve says to the customer as she exits the building, then turning to see a angry glare from Rich. 
"What.. did I hurt your feelings. Wittle baby.." Steeve say while making a crying face at Rich. 
 
 "I freaking hate you so much!! You always kill my mood! Your like 15.. I dont even know who let you work here!!.. swear when I become a manager, your gone!!" Rich aggressively whispers, with a pouty childish expression on his face. 
 
"Yeah good luck with that you idiot! No one would ever let you be a manager! Your too much of a litter whimpering baby.." Steeve says as he starts to laugh. 
 
Steeve makes his way around the counter and heads to the back of the store, still laughing. As a customer approaches the counter Rich quickly changes his aditude. 
 
"Hello, is that all your needing today sir" Rich says with the best customer service voice he can muster. 
 
A few hours have passed now and Rich is off work and is walking to his apartment. 
 
"Stupid Steeven, little brat!! I hate him and all his stupid friends!." Rich says as he huffs and puffs, with a angry strut. 
 
\Paap paap paap\ the sound of shoes beating against the sidewalk quickly approach Rich. 
 
"HEY.. GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!" Screamed the stranger. 
 
Rich confusingly turns around reaching for his wallet. 
 
"I don't have alot but I guess you can have it..." Rich says to the stranger. 
 
Rich pulls out his wallet and slowly starts to pull out his money. 
 
"Wait it was really that easy?.. your just going to give me your money.. no fight, no nothin...?" The stranger says, with a very confused look on his face. 
 
"Yeah man.. why would I want to get beat up over five dollars?" Rich says as he reaches out his hand to give the money to the stranger. 
 
The stranger looks at Rich then looks down at the money and says  
 
"Yeah I'm just messing with you.. I don't want your money.. I've just always wanted to do that.. but idk you kinda just made it awkward and I don't wanna rob you now.. but hey.. I do have another offer for you..?" The stranger says as he pushes Rich's hand away. 
 
Rich confusingly puts his wallet back and puts the money in his pants pocket. 
 
"Yeah sure what ever.. what's up?" Rich says expecting to just get coned out of his money anyway. 
 
"Ok man... You know dat show Dragon Ball Z?.." the stranger says with excitement. 
 
"Yeahh.. what about it." Rich says kind of interested now because that's his favorite show. 
 
"Ok.. what if I told you I could just give you ALL OF Goku's power?" The stranger says as he lifts his arms up over his head in excitement.. 
 
"Umm.. yeah do that please..!! But what's the catch?. I know there's a catch." Rich says knowing this guy is about to say some dumb stuff. 
 
"You have to rob a bank for me.." the stranger says with a straight face. 
 
_Yeah I knew he would say some crap like that. 
_"Yeah I'll do it.. but first.. why don't you just do it yourself..?" Rich says now actually confused. 
 
"REALLY!!.. awesome!.. oh yeah I'm not going to eat hair.. yeah no way.. and especially since I got this in the mail yesterday." The stranger says as he pulled an envelope from his back pocket and hands it to Rich. 
 
Rich takes the envelope and opens it and pulls out a little baggy of hair and a letter. 
 
**_Please deliver the bag and letter to Rich Suspect. He's the only one that can save us from the aliens. 
_** 
**_Ps. Tell him to eat the hair and say "meow". He will have enough power to save the world. 
_** 
"Yeah I don't know why it says you have to say meow.. but that baggy is labeled Goku.. and there's only one Goku I know of soooo yeah idk magic I guess.. soooo you'll do it right?.." the stranger says kind of confused but confident. 
 
Rich looks at the bag and letter. 
"What?... The.. actual.. Fuu.." Rich gets interrupted. 
 
"Ok it may seem weird but your like.. the chosen one man!.. you kinda gotta do it.. right?" The stranger says still hoping Rich will rob that bank for him. 
 
"My personal opinion is that someone is just playing a joke on me... But you only live once or what ever.. so yeah I'll do it.. I'll meet you here tomorrow at noon.. but if it doesn't work and I'm not Goku by tomorrow I'll just be mad and not show up... You cool with that." Rich says with a strange expression of confidence on his face. 
 
"Yeah man I'm totally cool with that.. I know it will work so I'll see you tomorrow then." The stranger says with a excited voice. 
 
The stranger and Rich part ways. Rich walks all the way home just staring at the bag and letter the most confused he's ever been in his life. 
 
Hours later.  
 
Sitting on the couch in his apartment, Rich slowly opens the bag still very very confused and poors the hair into his hand, pulling his hand up closer to his face so he can get a closer inspection. 
 
_Oh my God I can't believe I'm about to do this... A ball of hair... Goku is a fictional character.. I just know this is a joke!! I know!!.. but I hate steeve so much and him calling me stupid.. maybe just maybe if this letter is real.. I can save the world.. and get out of my job.. and become something more.. something I've always wanted. 
_ 
"Here we go!" Rich says out loud as he pops the hair ball into his mouth and takes a swig of water. 
"Woah I don't feel so good..... Oh yeah.. meow" 
 
The moment Rich said meow he fainted. Fully collapsed and falling from his seatted position on to the couch to the floor. And sleeping there till morning. 
 
_Did.. did I pp.. pass out.. iii. W.. wonder what time it is... 
_ 
Rich being confused at waking up on the floor goes to push himself up, thats when he begins to not feel like himself at all. 
 
_Wow I feel weird.. why can I hear things better.. and my glasses.. why are they on the floor in front of me but I can see...  
_ 
Rich reaches out to pick up his glasses.. thinking he's on his hands and knees. 
 
_Umm excuse me... That's definitely not my paw.... Iiii... Feel really small.. 
_ 
Straggleing to find his footing he makes his way into his bedroom continuing to look down to see one paw two paws, not his paws walking for him, where he can better look at himself in the full body mirror. 
 
_This... This.. can't be real.. Ii.. am a.. cc.. cat... A freaking cat!!! A FREAKING  
_"MMMMMEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW"  
Great.. I now speak cat... What a freaking joke... This has to!! HAS TO BE A A NIGHT "MEEEOOOWWWWW" 
 
Trying to gather his thoughts as he slowly turned around looking at his new body in the mirror. So very confused at what he is looking he walked up to the mirror and stood up on his hind legs placing his front paws on the mirror and looking closely at his face and eyes. Then calmly pushes off of the mirror causing it to shatter. 
 
_Woah.. what the heck.. I bearly pushed.. and just shattered it... Mmm.. I wonder.. am.. am I strong?..  
_ 
Rich then makes his way over to his bed. Still a little wobbly. Then raises up and with his front paws her gives the bed a light push. The bed scratches against the carpet ripping it in all different directions and the bed slams against the wall smashing a hole in the drywall. 
 
Holyy crap!!.. I am strong.. in my human form I could hardly move this stupid bed cuz of it being a California King... I don't know.. but I do feel really good!... 
 
Rich glances at the clock on his night stand.  
 
_Oh no.. it's 11:45... I told him noon.. well I guess now that I'm a cat I don't have to put on cloths..  
_ 
Rich prances down the hall to the kitchen where the door is to outside, quickly adapting to being a cat. 
 
_Ummm.. wait.. I can't open the door.. I mean I could open it but I don't wanna brea..  
_\CHU\ Rich sneezes shooting a blast of energy right through the door, leaving a hole just big enough for him to squeeze through. 
 
_Ok.. well that was convenient.. I now have a kitty door at least. Alright gotta go! 
_ 
Rich rushes down the stairs to the entrance of his apartment building. But not wanting to just destroy everything in his path to get to his destination he sits down, curls his tail under his hind legs and waits patiently. 
 
_Alright well come to think of it.. Goku can teleport.. I'm so dumb why didn't I think of that! Ok. Ok. I can't really put my fingers on my face but.. I can try. 
_ 
He puts his paw on his face and closes his eyes. 
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"  
_Dang it!.. that didn't work.. I guess you HAVE to have fingers I don't know.. ok well how do I get out of here without breaking this stupid glass door.. oh yeah right cats meow until someone gives them attention.. alright let's give that a whirl. 
_ 
"Meow... Meow... Meooowww.. meeeowwww... MeOw... MeeooOwww..." 
_I feel so stupid doing this.. I just wish I could talk..  
_ 
"Awweeee a cute kitty.. how did you get in here..?" A voice calls from the top of the stairs. 
 
Rich hops up and turns round as fast as he can. 
 
_Alright lady.. open this door.. please.. 
_"MEEEOOOWWWWW". 
_Ahh.. yes keep walking this way! 
_ 
"Poor kitty.. it looks like you've been trapped in here all night.. let me just get that door for you." The lady says as she walks up to the door and swings it open. 
 
"Meow!" 
_Thanks lady! 
_ 
Rich leaps down the stairs on to the side walk and turns twords his place of work. 
 
_Alright.. I'm sure I only have just a few minutes to get there.. let's really see some of my power!!.. ok.. I am speed.. MAXIMUM POWER? 
_ 
Rich prepares for launch. As he did his fronts paw dug into the sidewalk sending cracks shoot across the concrete. His back paws then dug into the sidewalk causing the slab of concrete he was standing on to completely shatter, he then launches basically disappearing from sight. 
 
_Ok.. I'm freaking fast.. where is that guy at.. I know I'm coming up on the place we agreed to meet.. ahhhhh there he is.. OH NO HOW DO I STOOOPPPPP.. 
_ 
Rich trys stopping but his claws clip into the sidewalk and he starts flipping uncontrollably. 
 
"MeeeeeEeeOooOooOoWWwwwwWw" 
\CRASH\  
Rich brutally crashes into a nearby pile of trash bags. 
 
"Woah what the heck was that?!!!" The stranger says as he quickly turns around to see the pile of trash bags scattered all over the sidewalk and Rich just laying there in the midst of the trash. 
 
"Oh my what happened to you.. you poor little kitty.." the stranger says as he slowly reaches down to pick up right. 
 
Rich slowly opens his eyes, looking up at the strangers face very close to him as he's being held, he let's out a screech. 
 
"MMEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHH"  
_why are you holding me!! 
_ 
Rich begins to stuggle but not wanting to hurt the stranger he quickly relaxes his body. 
 
"I'm holding you because you took quite a tumble.. and I was just being sure you was ok.." the stranger says as he smiles at Rich. 
 
_Wait.. did you by chance understand me.??. or read me mind..?? 
_ 
"Oh yeah.. ha ha ... Kitties always get weirded out that I can understand cats.. it's like a super power of mine.. haha.." the stranger says as he begins to chuckle. 
 
_Dude!! ... I'm Rich!!! 
_ 
"Yeah yoouu are.. rich in purrs!!" The stranger says as he begins the pet Rich's tummy. 
 
_No.. you idiot!!! My name.. is Rich.. ya know the guy you met yesterday.. come on man and stop petting me! 
_ 
The stranger uncontrollably tosses Rich. He lands on his paws like cats do. 
 
"Aww eww.. I just petted a dude I met yesterday.. eww gross!!.. OH WAIT.. NOW THIS LETTER MAKES SO MUCH MORE SINCE!!" The stranger says as he quickly changes his whole attitude. 
 
What letter.. Rich quickly response while looking up at the stranger. 
 
The stranger whips a letter out of his back pocket and opens it up, holding it out with both to show Rich. 
 
**_Hi stranger it's me again.. I have another task for you.. and you are the only one who can deliver this message because well your the only one who will be able to understand Rich Suspect.. you two must save the world together. 
_** 
**_Ps. Rich is much cuter now.. you'll know him when you see him.. or at the least understand him. 
_** 
**_Ps. Ps. The aliens will arrive at this location at 1:00 pm today hurry and get there and destroy them before they destroy all of us. 
_** 
At the bottom of the paper there was a picture of an old farm. 
 
_Ahhhhh.. I understand now kinda... But I know exactly where that location is.. so let's get moving it will probably take close to an hour if we travel by car.. 
_Rich says with a confident voice. 
 
"Ok... Mmmm.. ah.. what luck a taxi!" The stranger says as he let's out a loud whistle and throws his arm up to call the taxi. 
 
The taxi comes screetching to a halt in front of them. They both then enter the taxi. 
 
"Don't worry about the cat.. he's my service cat.. could you please to us too..." He pauses to look at Rich. 
 
_Oh yeah umm 117 old country road... 
_ 
"117 old country road please!.. and hurry." He says to the taxi driver. 
 
The taxi then peels out and heads to their destination as quickly as it can. 
 
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\CLAP\ the stranger slams the car door and walks up to the driver window. 
 
"This shouldn't take very long.. we are waiting for something.. I think." He says to the taxi driver. 
 
"Yeah I don't care.. I will keep the meeter running either way.. so hurry up." The taxi driver annoyingly says. 
 
_Ok soooo.. what do we do now?... Just stand here and wait for the invation? 
_Rich says while looking around for any sign of the aliens then looking up at the stranger standing next to him. 
 
"Well I'm not sure.. the letter said 1:00 so I'm really.. not sure." He says as he pulls his phone out to check the time. 
 
**_12:59 ....... 1:00 
_** 
 
\POOOOOWWWWWWW\  
 
The loud pow poped the aliens ship into excistance above the farm house, the noise of this alone scared the stranger so much he threw his phone and fell backwards on to the dirt, and the taxi driver slammed his car into drive and sped off kicking up dust everywhere. As for Rich he was just uncontrollably screaming. 
 
"MEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" 
 
The moment he started screaming a ball of energy started materialising inside his mouth. The longer he screamed the bigger the ball got until Rich was totally engolfed in light. At that moment the ball broke and shot a giant beam of light straight out in front of Rich destroying the farmhouse, then the beam raised up cutting the ship in half right down the middle letting out a massive explosion and the ship crashed to the ground. As the beam disappeared Rich collapsed from exhaustion. 
 
"RICH!! YOU DID IT!!... RICH! HEY..." The stranger yells as he crawls over to Rich laying unconscious on the ground and his fur covered in dirt. 
"Alright little buddy let's get you back to town!." He says as he picks up Rich off the ground and turns around disappointed to see no taxi. 
 
Not knowing what to do, the stranger carried Rich in his arms all the way back to town to the place they first met.  
 
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"Ok... We are finally here!!.. that took freaking hours!!! But if you don't wake up.. I don't know what to do with you!!??.. please just wake up!." The stranger say with a very exhausted voice. 
 
A few moments pass as the stranger paces back and forth along the side walk getting nervous that Rich is never going to wake up. 
 
_Www.. where aa. Are we...  
_Rich softly says as he opens his eyes. 
 
"Yay.. your awake.. yeah you passed out and I didn't know what to do so I just walked us back to where we fist met.. cuz I don't know where you live so I didn't know where to put you.." the stranger says with an excited voice. 
 
_I.. pp... Passed out??.. wahht happened to the aliens.. or did I pass out before and just dreamed that the showed up?..  
_Rich confusingly asks. 
 
"Oh no man.. you didn't dream that at all.. the ship popped up above the farmhouse and you started meowing really loud and glowing so bright I could hardly look at you then BOOM you shot out this huge beam of light and blew up their ship it was crazy!!!! And you was scary!!! Then you passed out.. I carried you here... The end." He said in excitment. 
 
_Oh wow... Umm.. I don't even know.. what to say to that.. but your welcome I guess.. now put me down?.. 
_Rich says as he starts to calmly struggle. 
 
"Oh yeah right.. here you go.. \puts Rich down\.. now what will you do.. your all dirty.. you probably need a bath and rest..?" The stranger says kind of hinting that he would gladly take care of Rich. 
 
_I will just go home.. I'm like this now so I need to figure out how to live with these powers..  
_Rich calmly says as he turns around and begins to head home. 
 
"WELL MY NAME IS KYLE BY THE WAY! ILL SEE YOU LATER RICH!" The stranger yells as he watches Rich walk off into the distance. 
 
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_Ok I'm back home finally... Now to just get this stupid door open.. oh right.. 
_"Meow.. MeeooOwww. Meow.. Meo.." 
 
"Oh my gosh you poor little kitty!! You came back!! And your all dirty.. here let me help you!.. my name is Kayla." She says as she scoops up Rich and takes him inside. 
 
"Meow" 
 
 
 
 
End. 
 
 
(I know for a fact I have lots of spelling errors and punctuation errors.. so I'm sorry if it was difficult to read.. but if you made it to here thank you so much.. you don't have to hit the heart button but at least leave a comment if you read it.. thank you!!!)