A/N - Thank you all for voting and reading! You have no idea how happy it makes me ; OH MY SWEET FRECKLED BABY JESUS I HAVE 91 READS ON MY GERITA FIC AND 31 ON THIS ONE SCREAM.
Wow ok please excuse my freak out. Read on my children.
Where were we again?
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Oh yeah, our hero Alfred kinda sorta totally embarrassed himself in front of his "best pal" Arthur.
By embarrassed I mean he peed his pants. Yeah.
ANYWAY!
Alfred was standing at the door rambling on about how he "spilled his soda on his pants" and did not pee them.
Arthur was just confused. He wanted to scream at the idiot. Then again he kinda felt bad for him. Of course he ignored the rational thing to do and started screaming at him instead.
A short sample of what he said *cough* yelled *cough*
"YOU STUPID WANKER WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING JUST SHOWING UP ON MY DOORSTEP WITHOUT FLOWERS?! I'M A SENSITIVE MAN- HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING TRYING TO CHANGE THE TOPIC YOU GIT?!"
Yeah. You get the point.
A few moments after Arthur finished his freak out he led the American inside. Once the American was inside he started rambling about "How Arthur's house smelt like burnt scones" Arthur tried to ignore that comment and just shoved the American into his bathroom. Like the gentleman he is he had decided to let Alfred shower and change.
I can see the fangirls freaking out about the shower thing. No Arthur is not going to join him.
WEEWOOO WEEWOOO COCK BLOCKER
Once the said American had gotten into the shower Arthur walked into his living room and sat down, thinking this was a time of peace and quiet.
Man, could he be more wrong?
Don't answer that.
"WHEN I COME TO THE CLUB STEP ASIDE"
"..."
"POP THE SEATS DON'T BE HEAVY IN THE LINE"
Arthur was slowly getting up at this point
"VIP CUZ YOU KNOW I GOTTA SHINE"
Slowly walking
"FERGIE FERG LEMME LOVE YA LONG TIME"
To the door
"ALL MY GIRLS GET DOWN ON THE FLO - BACK TO BACK DROP IT DOWN REAL LOW"
In the hallway
"I'M SUCH A LADY BUT IM DANCIN LIKE A H**"
Closer
"CUZ YOU KNOW WHAT DON'T GIVE A F*** SO HERE WE GO"
At the door
"HOW COME EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND MY LONDON LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN LIK LONDIE LONDIE LONDIE"
At this precious moment in time Arthur came- *giggle*
OH SHUT UP ME
-bursting through the bathroom door
He ripped open the shower curtain to see Alfred singing his heart out with a shampoo bottle.
Because Arthur is just being Arthur he started screaming at the previously said American.
Alfred had to idea what was going on at this moment. He had just been singing a song he heard on YouTube when the crazy Brit burst through the door telling him to shut up. It took awhile for him to process what was going on, and when he did the Brit had just finished his fit.
"..."
"..."
"You know I'm naked right?"
The Brit then looked at Alfred
"Oh, it seems that you are *ahem* naked"
Que awkward silence
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Arthur then grabbed a towel from the rack and tossed is harshly at the American.
"Whoa whoa calm down British dude. Your acting like you've never seen a nude guy before"
The Brit then gave Alfred the death glare and snapped "I've seen plenty of hot naked men excuse you"
" I never said anything about hot naked men"
"STUPID GIT!" Arthur screamed and stormed away with a tomato red dusting his cheeks.
A/N this marks the end of my fanfiction <3 if this wasn't enough you can imagine what happens next ONHONHONHONHON
ANYWAYS thank you all for putting up with my bad writing and plots. Not to mention updates //shudder//
Love y'all!
