Well when I got to the party music was blasting all over. It was chaos. The dumb ugly Nast people were drinking vodkas . okay okayyyy im THAT bitch. I wanted to be quirky so I didn't drink anything. But I got some Drugz for my dog of course heheh not for mee im so cute and innocent definetlyyyyy.
TWITTER POV
Y/n @emilyisquirkyandlovesfood BESTIEESSS IM SO QUIRKYYY I DIDNT EVEN DRINK 1 shot and im already drunk. 1 like 1 comment 0 shares
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Now i needed to get some healthy products from someones old fridge so I just walked by the hallway. And then I saw something.
Insert stripper music:
I saw shrek in a maid costume.
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my jaw dropped I blushed like a cutie patootie Oompa Loompa bean UWU. I wish he could rail me Uwu. what in the abcdefg am I sayinnnnn.
Shrek POV
dkwhfjehvsjdahqakevhjvhelkdshjevhdfhlekehdiehkwhfevh. I became an UWU god. Now my gf Jenny is prob looking for me idk. I wish I could throw her in the trash. well I can't because she is the trash. UWU UWU UWU. I slapped myself. im weirddd when y/n looks at me like a stinky Oompa Loompa lying bitchy ugly dumb ass ugly ugly lady. I heard foot steps so I grabbed y/n and pushed her inside a nearby locker room.
She screamed at me and hit me: " What was that abcd stinky???? Let me live for gods sake."
"Shut the fuck up you annoying ungrateful brat!" I said cause she was being actually stupid.
AND then we heard a lock. We got locked in.
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a/n
heeyyy quirky fanss. Im back from the ocean cause my dog bit my left leg and then I drove the car in the ocean from the cliff and then a dragon saved me but he fell so we all fell.
