101 Ways to Annoy for Dummies

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When you friend is sick and didn't go to school, tell them they have a 1000 word essay. If they ask why, tell them you had ALLL day to do it.

Example:

Hawk: *calls otaku* Hey otaku

Otaku: Hi *cough cough*

Hawk: We have a 1000 word essay to do.

Otaku: What?! Why?!

Hawk: The teacher said we had ALL day to do it.

Otaku: Gotta get working bye! *hangs up*

-Next Day-

Otaku: I have my 1000 word essay today! *yawns*

Teacher: I never assigned an essay.

Otaku: What?! I stayed up till 5 in the morning! *turns head creepily to Hawk*

Hawk: Hehe. Uh oh. *runs away*

Otaku: -_- Remind me to ask Logic for homework next time *closes curtains*