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"AYO BACON BITS" you yelled, "you don't gotta be so damn loud all the time" he groaned, while rubbing his temples, you laughed, "being loud is in my nature"
"your parents must hate you" he shook his head in annoyance, "yup! mommy and daddy issues check" you sarcastically pouted.
"you look like the typpa dude to have daddy issues" you examined his face, "you definitely have daddy issues"
"my dad and my entire family thinks I'm dead" he lazily replied, practically done with all your stupid jokes, you gasped, "omg twins!!" you laughed, "my dad tried to kill me, butttt yknow it didn't work!" you sighed, "ahhh fun times"
"you are fucked up." he uttered under his breath, "that is correct, shordy."
• • •
"so you kidnapped the wrong person?" shigaraki sighed annoyed, "yes, what more do I have to say" dabi retorted, "this is why your family thinks your dead."
"ohhhh burned, LITERALLY!" twice laughed in the background, dabi scoffed and walked away. he uttered curses under his breath.
he got to his room, and he heard girls talking in there. he opened the door, to see that you and toga had become "besties"
"-and they were roommates!" you laughed, toga grinned widely, you both turned to see dabi at the door frame.
"ohhh hey burned nuggie" you greeted him toga burst out laughing, "b-burned nuggie??" she cried, "I like her, can she stay?"
dabi groaned, "ugh I don't know, ask crusty" toga shrugged and stepped out of the the room. "and how did you get out of the restraints?" he questioned, "toga took em off" you smiled.
"yknow, when you call them 'restraints' it sounds kinda kinky shordy" you smirked, he leaned in close to your face.
"what if it is?" he teased, and returning the energy you were giving him. you felt your face grow hot, "uhm.." you muttered.
"not so talkative now huh?" he whispered, you gulped. "i-"
