once upon a time there was a young boy called lil red riding huddy. he lived with his mother in the village and they would occasionally make visits to his grandmother in the forest, and it was more than often lil red riding huddy would be sent out to give groceries and other necessities to the elderly woman. one day he was on his way to his grandmothers house when he came across a shortcut through the dark forest, but his mother Tamora Hudson told him not to, but he was a rebel eboy and wanted to prove he wasn't a pussy like josh richards and bryce hall made him out to be in their song "still softish"
so he took the shortcut and he soon realized as he got deeper into the forest that someone was watching him. he slowly turned around and behind him was Shane Yaw!!!! "now what are you doing here you delectable young boy?" lil red riding huddy had been told not to talk to strangers, but he was so hot and smelled like candy so he said "im going to my grandma nikocado avocados house to give her groceries,". And shane knew that he could strike. he said his goodbyes and slinked off into the shadows to start his evil plan
SHANE POV:
hehe im going to pose as that silly mfs granny and then touch him
AT NIKOCADOS HOUSE:
the wolf went to nikocados house and knocked on the door "ayo whatup shawty" so granny, getting horny opened the door. The wolf proceeded to eat grannys million dollar puthayyyyyyy and locked her in the cupboard. "kinky" said nikocado, before being gagged
when lil red riding huddy got to the house the door was suspiciously wide open, but he just thought his granny was going senile. when he got in, the wolf was disguised as granny nikocado, but lil huddy didn't know that, but he noticed some weird things.
"oh granny, how skinny you look"
"thats cause im on a diet dipshit"
"oh granny, what happened to your tiny burrito dick?"
"penis enlargement"
And then he realized.
"granny?" how come youre not listening to the frenemies podcast"
"all the better to eat you with"
and thus, lil red riding huddy was eaten
THE END
