Alyssa's Book of Untold Secrets

Me in reality right now

Celestia: Twila, pull up your pants.
Twila: Well I'm sorry belts don't work
Aurora: Uh am I the only one doing work right now
Me: ...uhhh *goes back to typing this*
Celestia: *goes onto Wattpad*
Celestia: *comments pull up your man on Aurora's "More Issues than Vogue*
Twila: wtf
Me: *laughing my head off*
Celestia: wut
Me and Twila: uh what so you mean by pull up your man
Celestia: ...WUT
Aurora: ...
Celestia: no no no I meant pull up your pants man
Twila: right
Celestia: *frantically deletes the comment and replaces it with pull up your pants man*
Me: *comments pull up your man* Twila's wearing a man
Celestia: (Celestia made me do this) that's what she said
Aurora: ...am I the only normal person here
Everyone: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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Yes

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