Things I Quote Too Often

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1. Smaptian Smamerica
2. I cAnT FuCkInG sPeAk!
3. LiKe a GrAnDmAtHa dArLiNg.
4. Man, Listen Listen Listen Listen.
5. WHERE'S MA HUSBAND?
6. Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!
and finally, the thing I say and do for the rest of my god damn life.
7. SqUaTiNg iS My pAsSiOn NoT mY PuRpOSE.

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