Bannana bread

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One day Ashton was making bannana bread and Calum walked in and ate it right off the plate while Ashton wasn't looking.

Ashton then turned around and was angry and called Calum a Asian. Calum then said,"IM MEXICAN NOT ASIAN YOU BUTT HOLE"! well.... "YOUR A KIWI HOE"

Ashton yelled and smacked
Calum's butt cheek. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT",Calum said.

"Now", *shoves Ashton against the wall* "kiss me"💋 "Fudge nah"! "I'm gonna kiss Luke not your Asian butt".

"Well that's to bad because he already licked my butt hole... Mmmmm butt hole! HA HA you dumb hoe."

Ashton then fell on the floor and cried, "III Willlll always loveeee you!" Calum screamed, "Girllll you ain't Witney Houston!", "Well at least I'm not a asian hoe."

IM NOT ASIAN IM MEXICAN

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