Percy joins the chaos army blah blah blah

Shit goes down

" Fuucckkkkk" I yelled. "Annabeth how could you do that to me????". "P-percy" I'm sorry she said crocodile tears fell from her face.

It had all begun when my brother asshole Jackson had come to camp 

Yes his name is asshole Jackson idk why my mum even named him that lol 🤣  He made Aphrodite give him a charmspeak potion in return for his virginity 

And yes, the bitch used it on the campers and they all turned on me 

"Persassy Jackasson you should be executed for you have betrayed the mighty Olympians" the thunder bitch growled...

"Fuck you" I said 

Hades opened a portal to Tartarus   with a final smirk the Olympians pushed me into the portal

I felt darkness overcome me as I braced myself for the impact 

But it never came instead when I opened my eyes I was in a beautiful room decorated with twelve huge chairs and in front of me I saw a man with shadowed  features 

"Great bitchy lord chaos" I greeted him the man raised an eyebrow at my antics and then did something I never expected

"Perseus Jackson I have chose you to be th-" "What!!!" I yelled in excitement 

"LEADER OF YOUR SUPER AWESOME ELITE" "No, I have chosen you to be the great honourable chief of the dumbass corps"

"The what?" "Yes , the dumbass corps you shall travel the universe cooking and serving food to all the weird aliens on other planets"

"NANI?" I yelled "Yes and before you  refuse allow me to change your mind

Introducing your teammates, First comes the guy with daddy issues Like castellan the waiter and then the badass love interest Zoe the assistant cook and finally Beckendorf the lovable son of hepahestus who cuts the veggies and stuff"

Chaos took a deep breath 

"And mister Jackson you are the main cook so cook your ass off!" 

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"Nooooo me and the dumbass corps will not cook have a cooking competition with Kronos and his dumb titans especially on Earth"

I yelled exasperated "That's not manly Midoriya" chaos said "Nani? Who the fuck is Midoriya you gluttonous fatso?" I asked 

"Oops wrong fandom anyway you have qto cuz bitch I'm the supreme duke chaos creator of the- " 

"FINE YOU FATSO!"

It had been 10,000 eras since I left the dumb dirt face I married Zoe and even kissed her ignoring the fact that she was a fucking maiden 

Ma main Luke  and me played pranks and Beckendorf locked me in the fridge once! How fun!

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"Perrrcy so have you returned to be mine?" Annabeth asked me ignoring Asshole Jackson who looked completely livid

"nah bish I'm the badass mother fucker who's gonna knock Kronos's socks off by making him eat our original rescipe moldy feet! Let's go dumbass corps!"

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"The competition between dumbass corps and even dumber titans is gonna begin" Connor announced 

"Yeah!" Luke cheered 

"FROM THE DUMBASS CORPS WE HAVE THEIR LATEST ORIGINAL RECIPE MOLDY FEET!" Travis screamed 

"And from the dumber titans we have their original recipe Tartarus's butthole"  Clarisse said nonchalantly 

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"Congrats we won!" I cheered "Yeah!" Came a chorus I kissed Zoe and ruffled my son's curls 

Life was looking good!

An: Before you hate me, this fic?  Nah this random trash  was just for fun I did now want to disrespect the characters and their personalities I was so tired of reading so many chaos fics I just gave up on the entire fandom so before leaving this wonderful series in the dust I wanted to leave meh mark y know so yeah now I can switch to another fandom 

No, I am not that bad at writing as I said this was a joke lol . I mostly active on my main account so peace!