Chapter 10
Taylor's Pov
I looked in the mirror and no longer saw Taylor Armie, the sweet dirty blonde girl with bright green eyes and a happy face.
No, now all I see is Alyssa Lamber. The red head with dark green eyes, 2 piercings on each ear and a serious looking face.
"Buh-Bye Tay." I said and put on red lipstick. "And hello Alyssa."
Max's Pov
Lies! i thought to myself and slammed my laptop shut. I know its her whos coming to my school. It has to be.
"Hey Cutie." Taylor winked at me. I blushed "Hello to you too." She laughed. She looked beatiful. Her hair was out and she was wearing a blue not so fancy robe. How i would love to rip it off. "Wanna see something?" she asked me with a hot look on her face. "Er......yes....no...yes!" I stuttered not sure what to say. I blushed more than i ever have before when i saw her unbuttoning her robe. "Look!" She said and pointed to her shirt. Dang it. "It says #TeamEdward!" She laughed. That Little Tease. "Taylor!" I heard someone scream in the background. Taylor quickly buttoned her shirt up again waved goodbye.and logged off.
I smiled at the memory's we shared. I want nothing more than to hild her in my arms and call her mine.
"Maxy Waxy Faxy Laxy!" My mom called in a sing-song voice. I hated when she called me that. "Coming Mother Fother Cother.....Lother?" I tried to use as a comeback. Im so not clever. "Maxyyyy dinnneerrr!" My mom sang again. I laughed and walked downstairs where i saw her wearing a patterned apron and a plate of bacon in her hand. My mouth watered. "Mmm" i mumbled and sat down waiting for my bacon.
"Munch munch munch. chew chew chew. Swallow." I heard and turned my head to see my mom eating my pancakes!! The fudge bro? "Maaa" i whined. "Wah woo wan?" She said while chewing her food. I gave her a look and she swallower looking embarrased.
"Sorry haha. I mean what do you want?"
"Your eating my bacon!"
"Yours? Its my bacon. the day i share my bacon is the day Alex finishes college."
"But hes never gonna finish college!"
"Im right here you butt-wipe!" Alex yelled and smacked me in the back of the head. I groaned. "Your a butt-wipe,butt-wipe." I mumbled rubbing my head.
Alex's Pov
"Your a butt-wipe,butt-wipe." I heard Max mumble.
"Butt-wipe says what." I whisper. "Hey Alex!" "Huh?" He looked at me. "Yeah?" damn him. Always ruining my jokes. "Your suppose to say what!" i yelled. DAMNIT NOW I HAVE DECLARED MYSELF A BUTT-WIPE. I glared at Max before giving him the finger and walking to my room.
I Decided to finish updating when i saw that i just hit 800 readsss yass!! Thanks! im not funny at like all but im trying too add some humor into this story cuz i dont like it when everythings so seriouss.
Ill start with a joke.
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